The right colors

Hu Tao:Aaaaaand open your eyes!

Chongyun:*opens eyes*

Hu Tao:*new outfit* Hehe, well? Go on. I’m dying for your opinion.

Chongyun:Y-You look nice.

Hu Tao: Aiya, oh come on! Here I go out of my way to make sure you’re one of the first to see this lovely gift and I receive a lukewarm response? My poor heart! I think I really will die.

Chongyun:At least you’d be buried in style.

Hu Tao:There you go! I knew you had it in you. So, what part do you like the most? Anything stick out? Hat? Glasses? Leggings? I know it’s the leggings for you.

Chongyun:*red*….

Hu Tao:*smirks* Well, well, well, I was right on the mora it seems.

Chongyun:No! They’re lovely but that wasn’t what I was thinking at all!

Hu Tao:Oh yeah? Then do tell, what’s in that overactive brain of yours?

Chongyun:It’s just that…it’s nice to know you look good in white and red.

Hu Tao:Why does that-…..*red* Ah.

xxxxxxx

Xiangling:*frying up veggies*

Hu Tao:*walks in* I’ve returned.

Xiangling:Oh hey! So, how’d it go? Poor Chongyun didn’t overheat did he? Hehe.

Hu Tao:Nothing so dramatic. Just ummm, in a sense, on a spiritual and emotional level, I might be a fiancée.

Xiangling:…*turns around*

Hu Tao:*flushed* in a sense.

Xiangling:What does that mean!?

Hu Tao:I’ll get back to you on that one. Just know I very much appreciate this outfit.

Jaune:Ilia I need your help.

Ilia:What’s up?

Jaune:My sign language is terrible and Neo keeps trying to ask me something.

Neo:*signs*

Ilia:…*squints* Sigggghhhh “How big is your dick?”

Jaune:Oh. Small, leave me alone. *leaves*

Neo:Gah!!

Ilia:Hahahaaa! Damn, I don’t think he likes you, but I get why you like him. That shit made my day! *wipes tear* I’m telling everyone about that.

Neo:🥲

I forgot you made silent knight prompts, nice to see more variety

Ekko Location

Ekko:*thousand yard stare*….

Caitlyn:(Should I tell him? No, false hope doesn’t do any good. Especially in this case.) *looks left*

Giant mural of Jinx

Caitlyn:….Ekko?

Ekko:What could you possibly want after everything?

Caitlyn:Hopefully, an olive branch. I have to tell you something but you have to promise to not get your hopes up, or tell Vi. This is something I’m trusting with you specifically.

Ekko:And how in the world did I get such an honor?

Caitlyn:Because if it wasn’t for one act of kindness, I’d be in your shoes right now.

Ekko:…What do you have to tell me?

xxxxxx

One month later. Somewhere across the water, in a nice quaint land known for its view of the ocean and mountains, a cloaked girl bobs her head to music as she roams the back alleys streets without a care in her mind.

Jinx: 🎶Do you ever wanna catch me?Right now I'm feeling ignored. *turns corner*

Jinx:So can you try a little harder? I'm really getting bor-

Ekko:*cloaked* !?….

Jinx:…..(Just when I thought I’ve wrangled all the voices. This is a low blow, me.) *closes eyes* (Just gonna breathe in and-)

Ekko:*grabs her wrist*

Jinx’s eyes immediately shoot open to see him right in front of her. She starts looking back, forth, everywhere; her thoughts trying to rationalize this moment because what do you mean he’s real!?

Jinx:Y- wha- how? How!? Fuck everything else. How?

Ekko:Let’s just say someone offered me a little hope. Honestly it was more like wishful thinking.

Jinx:Ekko, that’s not a “how” at all! You left Zaun to chase wishful thinking? That’s alone is crazy, but not as crazy as you actually finding me! I could’ve gone in any direction and stopped anywhere yet somehow you’re right here searching in the correct city? Gasps Did you put something in me?!

Ekko:What? No! Jinx, we used to spend literal hours talking about all the places we wanted go; the sight ls you wanted to see. Sometimes you rambled so much I never got a word in to say mine!

Jinx:So you’re telling you just remembered all that ramble and started flying to the places I yapped about!? Who the heck remembers stuff like that!?

Ekko:Me!! Since when have I ever forgotten anything!? Especially stuff about you!?

The girl was too stunned to speak. Ekko told no lies and he had a point, however, what the hell? How was she supposed to respond to that? She told absolutely nobody that she was leaving and left no trace, yet somehow wishful thinking from probably the world’s most annoying enforcer and childhood memories was enough for Ekko to find her in a little over a month. Jinx could only squint at him in disbelief. Sure, she could definitely break free of grip and make a break for it, yet this moment only gave her the strength to exhale tiredly before him.

Jinx:Anyone else know?

Ekko:Nope. You think people have time to chase hypotheticals?

Jinx:So you just left??

Ekko:Told them I needed some air. Had to move quickly. You don’t exactly stay in one place for long.

Jinx:…..Alright. Out with it. I know you have some rehearsed lecture and rant you’ve prepared in case you actually somehow weren’t crazy and found m-

Ekko:*hugs her* I can tell at you later.

Jinx:You really just might be crazier than me.

Her entire body relaxed as she finally put her arms around him. Despite all odds, he really was right here. Leave it the Boy Savior to yet again foil her schemes.

Jinx:At this point I should call you Ekko Location or something.

Ekko:I this point, I should put a fucking bell on you.

Jinx:I’d still get away.

Ekko:And I’d find you again.

Jinx:Heh, yeah. *hugs tightly* You would, wouldn’t you?

Weiss Schnee, professional hoodie thief

While organizing his things, Jaune noticed his precious hoodie was gone, he wonders where it ended up on.

(Edit: changed the angle a bit and fixed the clipping hair)

Whooo! Quality getting better each day

Previous chaos<-

Tumblr won’t let me reblog with an additional video so here’s newest chaos @elzetastuff created.

All I’ll say is 80% crit rate is a big deal and way better than 70% She’s a god now; and so is ever character who benefited from my suffering.

Havent made a good meme in a long time, this was a special one so I could bully Razor again

@elzetastuff making me chuckle.

(Dan this is not a call out 💀)

I have a lot of favorite characters. I will cry actual tears if something bad happens to Mona in the story. She’s just so cool and strong!

Can't relate, threw her off the top of dragonspine yesterday so she's too dead to do anything really.

I don't want something bad to happen to her on the story since i know a lot of people that love her, but if something does happen i won't even bat an eye

Imagine having Mona in your team. Cant relate.

@razorblade180 Glad I make you laugh tbh

But it’s actually working. It might get better than my lavawalker.

@razorblade180 why you hurt me this way

I’m crying this video murdered me

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

Got a stomach ache reading this. HAD to reblog. Love that movie too.

I don’t have my dog of protection, so Madam Zironi must get reblogged.

I’m half asleep but even I’m doing this ASAP.

Im not so sure we wrote so many story about Baaltomo, but hey, who's counting? So far we made like 3-5 AUs, wholesome stuff, angst stuff, and even a whole modern AU.

But posting that stuff? Oof, that can take a while, hopefully a prompt can see the light one day.

It’s why we’re here. @elzetastuff helped me see that.😂

One day I'll get Jean thats for sure

@danurso woke up today and chose violence.

Bonus:

Bonus 2x:

Ah yes. Nice meme 👌

Gatcha is hell

Aether: Alright! We're in soft pity, next multi should be a gold one, is everything set?

Amber: the books and starconches are here!

Beidou: oceanid drops and books are here too!

Zhongli: level 90 rust and three million more are here as well, we're set traveler.

Aether: Great! Here we go then! *drops wishes*

*the meteor turns golden*

Aether: There he comes! After months of grind and wait! Welcome home chi-

Mona: hello traveler.

Aether: MONA!?!?!?

Amber: oh. . .

Beidou: wait, what? Wasn't he on guaranteed pity.

Xiao: Not since I came around.

Beidou: Oh yeah. . .that must hurt.

Aether: *jaw on the ground*

Mona: Hello? *waving her hand in front of him* are you there?

Aether: *with a strained voice* what. . .what are you doing here?

Mona: I heard from the others that you were searching for a hydro DPS to help you on the abyss, so I came.

Aether: You're already on my party. . .

Mona: I know, I was the first to join you remember? and now I even have a constellation. Maybe you'll finally give me some attention now, and in exchange I can help you beat the abyss.

Aether: but. . .but Childe. . .

Mona: The terrorist? You shouldn't get involved with that guy, you know he tried to destroy liyue right?

Aether: *with dead eyes*

Mona: Hey, don't look at me like that, just give me some time and i'll push you to those thirty six stars you're aiming towards.

Aether: . . .no.

Mona: what?

Aether: . . .I've been through hell to gather everything i needed for Childe, and at the last minute you decided to show up AGAIN instead of him?

Mona: well i-

Aether: It would be fine if it was Diluc or even Keqing but YOU!. . .i. . . *sigh* okay, deep breaths aether. *inhale, exhale* There are a lot of things i wanna say to you, and a lot of them are very mean, so instead i'll just go back to grinding hell and see if i can blow off some steam. Meanwhile, I would REALLY appreciate it if you could go back to your projects or whatever you were doing before and please stay as far away from me as possible. I don't wanna see you even if you're covered in gold or naked okay? *turns around and starts walking away*

Mona: wow. . .rude.

Beidou: don't worry, he doesn't mean it.

Mona: Really?

Beidou: yeah, he's just angry at the gatcha, he got through this three times already, it will pass eventually. He's too nice to really hate anyone.

Barbara: *C5* Yeah, he got a bit annoyed because i showed up four times but said it was okay and already have plans for me to help everyone.

Beidou: see? Just give him some time, he'll get over it.

Mona: if you say so.

Zhongli: Traveler, i know this is a unexpected turn of events but a constellation is still a great upgrade for-

Aether: SHUT UP!!! I DON'T WANT A STUPID CONSTELATION FOR A CHARACTER I DON'T USE!!! I WANT MY HOT FATUI BRO!!! *runs away, sobbing heavily*

Zhongli: *shocked*

Amber: *eyes wide*

Everyone: *dead silent and beyond shocked*

Beidou: *jaw on the ground* . . .i take it back.

Mona: what?

Beidou: Zhongli is his favorite, The traveler kisses his boots on a daily basis and now he screamed with him because of you. . .i take it all back, he REALLY hates you.

Mona: I. . . *tired sigh* I knew I should've stayed in bed today.

*Aether later came back to apologise to Zhongli and hug him for a few hours until he calmed down a bit. He's still bitter about mona though, and refuses to get a mile near her*

*small continuation*

Lumine: Hey man, I heard about what happened, Im so sorry, but hey, you can try it again next time right?

Aether: *Notices Diluc and Tartaglia behind her* I fucking hate you