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like I’ve been there before
(a hellcheer/jancy Friends AU)
Chrissy Cunningham leaves her fiancé at the altar and ends up rooming with Nancy, her old high school friend. In the process, she meets Nancy’s old roommate, Robin, her across-the-hall neighbors, Steve and Eddie, and her coworker Jonathan.
can we reintroduce “disturbing” back into the popular lexicon in place of most uses of “traumatizing”
“This experience puts me in a worse mental state and my well-being will be compromised…”
• Annoyance: "...not really, I just don't like it and will sort it out as soon as I can." ("It was raining and while I'm wearing a good raincoat I got some water droplets on my glasses.")
composting corpses
the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door
Hallmarked Man summary WHEN--
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
guy types out a rage filled response on the internet. but before posting it goes on a long walk to calm down. during his walk he gains a new appreciation for life and his role in it. he comes home, rereads his pending response, and clicks post.
So Big / So Small
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