i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

going to therapy just moves you out of the zones where the mobs are too low level to offer any xp and puts you into a zone where you can actually ding

Everyone be careful ok

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

what you fail to take into account is he's been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

twink priests at a funeral be like “ashes to ashes, dust to dust, hot to go,”