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@irl-roach-boy

Eyo, it's me I refuse to come down from my hiding place
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^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

…..

if he doesn’t stab me first

yes

absolutely

Ehhehe

@twisterino10 and anyone else :3

OMG! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! *becomes kaiser*

If he doesn’t eat me… yes :3

Does this count? I wanted to make a post about this mug bc it’s my favorite but I never got around to it

Hell yeah it counts! Marry that mug if you want to

These bitches the last guys on my camera roll. Uh yeah polyamory I'm marrying all of them :3333

Unless I could adopt them instead? I'd rather like just comfort them through the horrors

he's gay your honour

@homocidalpotat We're getting married on Thursday :D

lmaoo yayy you can marry me in my toga

OH MY GOD?? ALL 3 OF THEM???

I mean… it’s a win

@atokirina-tsuki @miwiromantics @kissboybyler @scarbleu @itwasaseven7-deactivated2025022

NO WHAT THEY FEACTIVEAEETED???

THANKKKKKK YOUUUU LOVE

Oh ffs, the gay… the gay… Well obviously it’s 1970 and we’re trying to hide the fact we’re both gay.

Ty for the tag‼️

Well. There’s three of them in that image what do i do bro.

i don’t know who else to tag🧍‍♂️

:((

why not?

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Anonymous asked:

PLEASE do what Scots actually say I’m so curious

Soap x Reader Scottish Dialogue Inspo

To celebrate Burns Night, here are some realistic smutty Scottish terms and some general stuff to do with relationships. Feel free to use this if you find it helpful 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Disclaimer: my tiny country is made up of countless accents and Soap is canonically from Kilmarnock but his voice actor is from Elgin so who TF knows what he’d actually say.

I also don’t think you need to write in Scots either - I’m Scottish and I don’t (unless am absolutely ragin aboot somethin’) but I can see why you’d want to for Soap’s dialogue. 

Behave yersel’

This is easy - it’s just ‘behave yourself’ but it can be used as a smutty admonishment.

“I’ll sleep on the couch - you take the bed.”

“Behave yersel’,” says Soap, unfastening his belt.

Bonny / Bonnie

Spell it whichever way you like. This is primarily an adjective but I see it used as a noun in fic. All. The. Time. It was used a long time ago as a noun - and maybe it still is further north - but where I / Soap are from it's really only used as an adjective these days.

“What do you think of the new recruit, Captain?”

“Aye, she’s bonny, awryt.”

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I wake up and Adrien wants angst. But, Adrien. You have no idea the angst brainworms gave me. It's gonna hurt my heart. And I'm going to blame you.

I keep thinking you’re talking about me and then you aren’t 😭

Oh shit, I'm so sorry.

nah it’s good I got Adrian instead

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I wake up and Adrien wants angst. But, Adrien. You have no idea the angst brainworms gave me. It's gonna hurt my heart. And I'm going to blame you.

I keep thinking you’re talking about me and then you aren’t 😭

list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!

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uhhh, I don’t got a lot T^T

  1. my bf
  2. my dog
  3. my cat
  4. art
  5. friends
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Anonymous asked:

So I heard a recruit calling Ghost an 'old man'. Wouldn't that mean that Gaz is a toddler, Soap a baby, Roach an ancient and Price literal ashes ?..

{Giggles}

Oh? Ha! That explains why Soap and Gaz get along so well. As for Price, man is old as ‘ell so no surprise there.

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I’m not old :((

Ah, we didn’t mean it in a mean way, Roach! By ancient, you could be a god? Or even a king!

HELLS YEAH IM THE FUCKING QUEEN GOD OF BUGS

(Idk man)

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So I heard a recruit calling Ghost an 'old man'. Wouldn't that mean that Gaz is a toddler, Soap a baby, Roach an ancient and Price literal ashes ?..

{Giggles}

Oh? Ha! That explains why Soap and Gaz get along so well. As for Price, man is old as ‘ell so no surprise there.

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I’m not old :((

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