wannabe twitch streamer

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

I’m a sinner and it feels so good 💙

Can we have that in a larger font please.

last night was an illegally downloaded pdf

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up for this to happen

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I'm sorry what

You can mark any post as commercial content, it doesn't mean anything.

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]

ITS NOT A PHOTO????????

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

this one’s my favorite actually

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

Shout out to The Amazing World of Gumball for going against the trend and making the son look like his mom and the daughter look like her dad.

a little bunny looking at the stars in case you're having a bad day.

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me in the spring sun

me in th

me in the spring grass

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