The pretty dancer...

i made the pretty dancer in spore [2008]

I scrolled past this but ended up tapping on the image somehow at the same time and it left me with this horrifying jumpscare

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

Love seeing what different things people get!

Hell is real and the Devil loves me specifically.

You’ll never fucking believe this-

I don't remember what you said but for the rest of my life I will remember the car window was rolled down when you said it.

exceeding all parody, I slipped on one belt while trying to fasten another, which hurt because I tried to regain my balance and stamped down on an entirely different third belt

looks like I'm average

This is UNCANNY.

@vurelly

This genre of re-enactment of video game logic/bugs/behaviour will never cease to be immensely funny

Not to mention everyone who does it is so insanely talented at portraying not only the vibes, but being dead on with the motion. I mean the courier in this alone has amazing core strength and rag dolls the EXACT way that bodies do in game. It’s honestly incredible.

bigweld

bigweld

you guys reblog this every wednesday every wednesday i wake up and wonder what day it is and i see bigweld in my tumblr notifications and im like ah its wednesday again bigweld wednesday just like last wednesday its wednesday its bigweld wednesday

guess how i found out today is wednesday

happy bigweld Wednesday

I want to post stuff but idk what to post really. No good art, really. Not much to talk about I've got nothing. Do you want to see my Legos???? maybe??? I guess?

I would L o v e to see your legos

Discussing the fact that people could easily drug table ketchup in a restaurant, and I was immediately overcome with the powerful urge to look up if this has ever happened. So far, doesn’t look like many reports, but people seem to want that kind of thing

@kingofthesnails

I think you’ve got this down buddy

hfhhdjghjdjfkfhd y eah

snastries (snail pastries)

S N A S T R I E S

Yes, post art, I miss it

I really do need to work on actually posting stuff more often I have been working on stuff just haven't been showing any, idk what's gotten into me. Confidence left me long long ago. 😔

I cast Enhance Confidence

Yes, post art, I miss it

I really do need to work on actually posting stuff more often I have been working on stuff just haven't been showing any, idk what's gotten into me. Confidence left me long long ago. 😔

don’t ever put bacon in a toaster oven on the racks because that grease drips on the heat source-

and that’s how I almost set my kitchen on fire. Please learn from my stupidity ;-;

Culinary school graduate here!

This is dangerous because grease is in fact highly flammable.

[OneShot: the pancake episode]

It's the 10th anniversary of OneShot, and Niko has decided to share their mama's pancake recipe with the world! Join them on a special interactive cooking lesson in OneShot Cafe, the coffee shop AU where nobody dies.

.....

behold our 10th anniversary project! available for free for anyone to play. It's very much a labor of love... we even developed an actual pancake recipe for it!

(full version of the recipe is included on the game download page, in digital and printable formats)

Parshal Mathers

take this quiz:

https://uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn?p=6864092

And share your results with five tags

This was mine @myfairkatiecat @lilliesandlight @sasharcyreal @choasuqeen @inkfilledaria

I thought I would have the “idiots in love” result, but.. lmao-

@able-juice @shinynewboots @abitofapancakesnob

I don't even live like men.

@joyerisjoy @galaxywing-has-adhd

(I'm too exhausted to tag more lmao)

Thank you 🥹

@informist @mothybean @gloomykiz @nachobra @mothblood69

…fuck.

@wandering-aloneo-o @quiltcas @camilaxmartin (i do not interact with many moots womp)

im forever just a oea brain :(

@evil-plate-eater @justanotherhumanbeing @superwho-ace @thelizerdwizerd @veeislost

(i hate having to choose between mutuals D: anyone else feel free to join)

seems accurate

@saffaggot @saffricatrice @empressdrag0n @shippostsandshitposts @the-sun-is-here

@kfc-chickenyo @lucifer-just-needs-a-hug @small-sized-dumbass @nutmegandspiders @thehopefulsnowflake

Well??? Excuse me????

@lovetoreader @slightly-deranged-deity @queer-ghosts

okay shut up pack up everybody go home 😐

tagging @kestrel-wish @kingofthesnails @rain-lane @disasterofahuman @henry-winter-apologist and anyone else who wants to play! :3

Man I don’t like how this called me out, also yes I do receive divine visions thank you for noticing

I don’t really have five people to tag but eh

@villanihavedonethymother @verise1 @expertsnailholder have at thee

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

Am I having a fucking stroke

yes