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Normalize Kaz Brekker roasting

@lilisouless / lilisouless.tumblr.com

Nina is my only god, Jesper is my most beloved. INFP, 4w5,mexicana,just your average basic girl, feel free to correct me if i say something stupid or wrong. Six of Crows lover. I support intersectional feminism and i am always up to learn if wrong.Also we roast Kaz Brekker on this house
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The crows as Barbie movie characters

Bassed on this twitter thread of the crows as disney princesses (1) nicky (taylor's version) en Twitter: "the six of crows as disney princesses ✨ a thread:" / Twitter

Nina- Erika

  • Bonds with bff/soulmate trought singing (quality may vary)
  • Dog like cat named wolfie//Dog like wolf lover boyfriend , pretty much the same
  • Works to get out of a shitty deal
  • But algo loves to indulge in fine things like royal food and bubble baths
  • Feel in love with a king while disguissed as a blonde

Matthias-Clara

  • Life changes after being screwed over by a rat like man (or boy)
  • Little patience with younger people
  • Winter person /christmas vibes
  • Sheltered (imprissioned)

Jesper-Genevieve

  • Always late
  • Defies autority
  • Sneaks at night to have fun
  • Dances to cope with their problems
  • Loves their dad

Kaz-Eden

  • Scrooge variant
  • Thats all you need to know

Wylan-Anneliese

  • Rich people problems
  • The science one
  • Has nailed their tutor at one point
  • Get philosophical with love interest whose names starts with a "J"
  • Almost gets killed by adult they knew their whole childhood and after that, has to work on the streets to survive

Kuwei (by Kevin Wada) -Rapunzel

  • Imprissioned in one country, wanted in another one
  • Doodles/paints in their free time
  • Someone disguises themselves as them as part of a ploy

Inej-Anika

BLADES!

  • Bonds with a horse girl (a boy horse girl and a literal horse girl)
  • Marries the most obnoxious guy they could find (but its THEIR obnoxious guy)
  • Wants her parents back
  • Frees slaved girls
  • Probably the most usefull out of all these in an adventure
  • I think you know this one: has contemplated murder

BONUS:

Jan Van Eck- Tika

  • Ugly
  • Can't let people be happy , ugh
#don't take this seriously at all please#six of crows shitpost#grishaveser shitpost#netflix shadow and bone#six of crows#barbie#barbie memes#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#nina zenik#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#wylan hendriks#matthias helvar#kuwei yul bo#jan van eck#mentioned/implied: Hanne brum#leigh bardugo#crooked kingdom#kanej#wesper#helnik#implied hanina
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Uhm gonna make a tag game because. Why not.

Just these two questions:

1. What would make you genuinely hate/dislike someone?

2. What would make you genuinely love (any kind of love not just romantic) someone?

Optional: Why?

Start up tags I guess (np): @daggerhobbit @the-angry-acrobat @someoneverypotter @choucon @rins-batcave @indecisiveness-incarnate @eloose @raeprise @ning-ningx300 @perpetualloser10191 @snailloserboy @miserable-individual @my-mom-named-me-duck @thelovelyvie @silly-fox-and-its-stuffies @siriuslyobsessed394 @zithergiltscorner @locothewolf @ball-of-insecurities @skyisasilly @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @spooky-cryptid-friend

If any of you don't like being tagged in stuff pls let me know

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Thanks for the tag! :3

1. What would make you genuinely hate/dislike someone?

I'm not the type to immediately dislike someone but if they show signs of not caring for others/talking over them while they speak it's an almost instant dislike.

2. What would make you genuinely love (any kind of love not just romantic) someone?

Um.....hmmmmm..

Romantically: I have no clue.

Platonically: Showing a genuine interest in me.

Optional: Why?

1:

because people that don't care to stop even something as simple as speaking to let their loved ones talk are more prone to not being able to stop doing something worse that would effect not just their loved ones but themselves as well.

2:

Romantically: I can't figure this shit out ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

Platonically: because I like attention. Happy chemicals in my brain go WOOOOOO when friends interact + I like to return the favor by spam liking and making fanart and stuffs :3

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tysm for the tags @preposterousray (this is a great tag game idea!) and @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast 🖤

  1. what would make you genuinely hate/dislike someone? damn, there’s actually so many things. to name a few; lack of empathy, exploitation of others, abusive behaviour, disrespect, ignorance and unwillingness to educate themselves, patronising behaviour, consistent incompetency, being unable to deal with anything or work anything out, getting annoyed and angry about everything, being controlling, being unaware of their prejudices, constant criticism, making harmful and derogatory jokes, and a hell of a lot more

2. what would make you genuinely love (any kind of love not just romantic) someone?

hmmm. having compassion, and ambition, and aspirations, and drive. caring a lot about something. wanting to make the world a better place, and not settling for what we have now. having dreams, being determined. being honest with me. being willing to help me with stuff. being trustworthy and understanding. having gone through something difficult, not having an easy life, or being aware of suffering. understanding disability and chronic illness/exhaustion/pain. giving a fuck about me ig lol

optional: why?

I want to be around people who do things, people who want to help others and notice opportunities to help. I want to be around tenacious people who don’t give up because it’s hard. I want to be around a person/people who like me and care about me because of who I am, in an authentic way, exactly as I am. and I won’t get into some of the things I’ve suffered in the past but I would want to be around someone who understands me and respects me and who I was safe with.

@vilecemetery @mossterious @rottingangel9 @butterflypython @urlocalbone @therealkaidertrash21 @eloisesecret and anyone else who wants to join

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thanks for the tag @the-angry-acrobat!

  1. What would make you genuinely hate/dislike someone?

assuming we’re talking just regular people and petty reasoning, being mean to my sister is the only thing I can think of that would make genuinely hate someone short of bigotry. That and weaponized incomptence.

2. What would make you genuinely love (any kind of love not just romantic) someone?

I don’t know, honestly. I don’t remember how many of my friendships started and I can’t pinpoint the exact moment it shifted from just liking someone to loving someone, but I do know that showing interest in my interests and letting me ramble is good way to maintain a friendship with me.

as for romance, my history of romantic attraction is spotty and I don’t really know causes it. I had a really intense crush on a girl for like a week and then it fully disappeared when I found out she had a boyfriend. Sometimes I feel fleeting moments of attraction to my friends but I’ve been in love before, I’ll guess I’ll find out in time.

tagging: @p0nyt0wne @starsandscars81 @lilyflower52 @potatoesarecheese no pressure of course!

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1. What would make you genuinely hate/dislike anyone?

Idk just in general being an asshole? Like obviously I don’t like bigots but I also hate people who aren’t kind to someone I care about or me for no good reason.

2. What would make you genuinely love(any kind of love not just romantic) someone?

I love people who care, about me and about other things. I also enjoy being around someone who I find funny. Romantically, I don’t really know. I’m demiromantic, and I don’t know what causes my romantic attraction, just that I’ve always loved someone I feel completely comfortable around.

Tagging @dasiesanddarkness @peteinthegardent @lowercaserowan @lilisouless if you want to ofc

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What would make you genuinely hate/dislike anyone?

Like a red flag , interrupting people. Now a more extensive trait that would actually make me hate them is being a bully and indulge in any kind of abuse

What would make you love someone?

Like a green flag, people who are kind to strangers. About loving i think there are many traits to love but probably spending enough time with me and have a good relationship

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Okay lets go

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A reminder, this is just for fun and content, an exploration, something that doesn't matter. I don't want anyone to go and take screenshots and sending them to twitter going "this person doesn't agree with the canon couples!" "Lilisouless? more like lilibrainless!" and using my dear layer against me. This is purely experimental and if i catch any of you use this for real discourse i swear-!

Also i am sorry but i can't find the friends tiktok, there´s a similar one but i think it´s not the same. If someone gets it, let me know.

Okay, so lets see ships alternatives for the crows if they weren't with their canon LI

This wasn't exactly personal taste (you´ll understand when you read it) if it was personal taste and my multiship likeness it would be Nina/Inej, Kaz/Matthias, Wylan/Kuwei and Jesper with a self insert named Lulu. And obviously each partner options are on the case they don't have romantic feelings for their canon partner.

I did this thinking on story alternatives. Spoiler: there´s only one crow x crow pairing and most of them are crack ships. Now let´s star:

Nina, i name her first because this may be dissapointing: I think it should still be Hanne, technically cheating but i can take her old friend Nestor as a dead lover and Hanne as the eventual endgame. The difference being she actually encounters Hanne at the Ice Court then the Nik Duology happens.

Matthias: Saying Kaz is tempting, but i will actually say: Alys. She is is about the crows age after all. My reasoning was that she still has a personality extroverted enought to provide a fun constrast, matches Matthias´s gentlemany manners, i could see her being like "hey, you sound like one of the kidnappers, the one that rubbed my feet" and having a small lived romance., or he may as well even get to live here.

Wylan: Kuwei honestly, i see Wylan being nice to him until they sort of start being annoying to each other, then developing a frienship eventually when they bond over being lonely and the loss of their fathers (metaphorically with Wylan)

The next ones are on cancellable land, just remember this is purely an experiment.

Inej: if you are wondering why i didn't write Nina despite being a very Ninej enthusiast, well the think is that they´d be too perfect, beautiful but if i want the slowburn and something to build a main couple energry, i think Jesper would be a better fit. In canon, Inej was Jesper´s person before Wylan came, as much as he was besties with Bollinger and close to Kaz, she always was his best friend. Jesper also always respected her. Now their individual struggles could give a decent subplot, Jesper not feeling he is good enought to her so he wouldn't bother to pursuing but still supporting her, Inej being the only person who tries to understand him, to me they are better with someone inside the group that with an outsider.

Kaz: So Kaz is the one i decided won't be in a wholesome romantic storyline, that can only happen with Inej. No, i am not saying Imogen, she is fine as an ex, and i think (no joking i mean it) Matthias is not a bad option honestly, like helnik´s hostility without the fluff. But the actual proposal i have is this: Saskia. Or whatever her real name could be. You see, lets say she is another member of the crew, a spy for Rollins, maybe Kaz knows, maybe he doesn't, she may regret whagt happened to Jordie but doesn't know how to confess, maybe she didn't even know what she was doing since she was a child and wants revenge for whatever Kaz did to her, the posibilities are a lot enought to go crazy with the possible dynamic. Would probably not have a happy ending but would make an interesting story.

I would like to hear what alternatives people would give instead. Pure fanfic and au talk here, wheter if i agree or disagree.

#netflix shadow and bone#six of crows#leigh bardugo#grishaverse#crooked kingdom
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Alternatives to 'I love you'

"Maybe I liked your stupid face!" "I found something that mattered more to me than picking sides." "Come home with me." "Every day, it's getting closer, going faster than a rollercoaster-" "I would choose you." "Then can I say I couldn't get my mind off you all day..." "I'm hopelessly devoted to you." "I was meant to be yours!" "It's quiet uptown." "I protect my investments." "At least I keep his eyes in my life..." "It could have been us." "Hi, I'm a lesbian!" "You're better than waffles."

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It’s basically a given, but Jesper is a finger-guns bisexual and Wylan is an awkward-thumbs up gay

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I hope my sisters will donate to my campaign at the link . I need to provide a new tent and a car to transport the belongings for displacement. I am now living in frustration as if it is a slow death. I am helpless. What should I do? Please help me. I do not want to lose my family. 😭💔💔🙏🙏

They have drained all our energy, O Allah. Grant us patience, 0 Lord, grant us patience-we can't take it anymore.
O Allah, establish the Hour, for we no longer have the strength or breath to continue our lives.Just as we began to heal, they pushed us back to square one
Just as we started adapting to life in Rafah, they ordered us to leave, scattering us. Now, we can't get out, we don't know where to go, and we have no idea what our fate will be tonight.

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Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #378 )🥰🆘

✨Please don't skip 🇵🇸🍉🍉✨

Donate to Help Mohammed's Family To Start A New Life, organized by Mohammed Qeshta
Hello, Please read this as if I'm a member of your family . maybe your bro… Mohammed Qeshta needs your support for Help Mohammed's Family T
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The army asks the residents of Rafah to evacuate and move. Oh God, where are the people going? We are tired. Oh God, protect my family.

I hope my sisters will donate to my campaign at the link . I need to provide a new tent and a car to transport the belongings for displacement. I am now living in frustration as if it is a slow death. I am helpless. What should I do? Please help me. I do not want to lose my family. 😭💔💔🙏🙏

They have drained all our energy, O Allah. Grant us patience, 0 Lord, grant us patience-we can't take it anymore.
O Allah, establish the Hour, for we no longer have the strength or breath to continue our lives.Just as we began to heal, they pushed us back to square one
Just as we started adapting to life in Rafah, they ordered us to leave, scattering us. Now, we can't get out, we don't know where to go, and we have no idea what our fate will be tonight.

Will we survive and see a new day, or what will happen?!😭💔

Please don't let us down. Share as widely as possible:🙏

@quasi-normalcy @wolfertinger666 @sayruq @90-ghost @a-shade-of-blue @meshugenist @metamorphesque @megaelod @nerdreamer @newtlesbian @bevsi @beetledrink @buggachat @bedupolker @valtsv @visenyaism

@vague-humanoid @vampiredio @venus-is-in-bloom @coughloop @xerozero87 @wonderavian @paper-mario-wiki @prokopetz @pangur-and-grim @papabay @pansylair @ophidiomyces @opencommunion @indieteen @i-am-a-fish @russianspaceranger @bilal-salah0 @yiddishfisting @tamamita @wilwheaton @wayneradiotv @wormkinky @weeniebagel

@afro-elf @feluka @spongebobssquarepants @skatezophrenic @sad-house-of-mortality @sar-soor @eldritchsparkles @buttercuparry @despazito @determinate-negation

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My brothers in humanity, we ask for your help. We live on your donations. Our hope lies in your donations. Help us put a smile on our children's faces.🙏

Either we die of hunger or bombing!

2,933 / 25k Please help me reach the goal😭💔🙏

@seasonofprophecy @vqmpira @starcrossed-loserz @myaamango @vellichorom

@femmefitz @anendtopursuit @amariemelody @jezabatlovesbats @genuinelyshallow

@ledybas-the-ledybest @cherrytrashpandas @websterml @gorey @lunehowls @naggingatlas @xxlunawarriorxx

@solarpunkwitchcraft @zivazivc

@isjssjsjshuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyy @lovely-love-angel @dollofdeath @blinking182tim2 @slendyverseargcollections

@child-of-daydreams @futuristiccherryblossoms @lordzannis @martletfan64 @kitty-m3ow

@godspersonalclown @sweetlycheetea @axolotlsandabsolsarethebest

@thathousebylittlehouse @xx-slavi-lad-xoxo @gay-frog-is-an-understatement @cepheusgalaxy

@crazy-hazy-sims @dearmouse @sotogalmo @85-rend @the-meme-monarch @peachdeluxe

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Please continue donating to campaign, lives depend on it🥹🙏🙏

  • More than four hours ago, the sounds of warplanes did not calm down and the bombing did not stop, in less than half an hour they target from one place to two, the bombing surrounds us from every direction, a very difficult night

@ahaura @that-one-queer-poc @furryprovocateur

@suggestionsofkindness @fagbutchpunk @professionalchaoticdumbass @weirdplutoprince @melissa-titanium @droodlebug @idensgarden @beatricebidelaire @vasira96 @18thcenturythirsttrap

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GUYS I FREAKING GOT THE HIGHEST SCHOLARSHIP IN THE COLLEGE THAT I WANTED IN THE COURSE THAT I WANTED IM GOING TO CRY

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thats amazing! you deserve it!

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Grishaverse King,soldier or poet (based on pure personal perception)

King

-Alina

-Zoya

-Nikolai

-Kaz

-Nina (soldier can work too)

-Hanne (poet can work too)

Soldier

-Inej (soldier too)

-Matthias

-Genya

-Tamar

-David

-Nadia

-Adrik

-Leoni

-Mayu

Poet

-Mal

-Jesper

-Wylan

-Tolya

-Kuwei

-Harshaw

-Ehri

#netflix shadow and bone#leigh bardugo#grishaverse#shadow and bone#soldier poet king#Grishaverse post#alina starkov#mal oretsev#zoya nazyalensky#nikolai lantsov#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#nina zenik#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#genya safin#tamar kir bataar#tolya yul bataar#david kostyk
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In this house we don’t allow Kaz Brekker slander , specially not for his beautiful hair

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guys...i get i am not exactly popular but why is no one finding this weird?

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I was gonna say I immediately found that weird. This an April fools day prank?

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Obviously! but now people are mistaking me for a...a...😨 a Kaz defender

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*gasp!* how could they??? How dare they slander your good name with that terrible haircut.

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It was for the joke, i didn't mean to do get that far

I shall never show my face to society again

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we need to find you a hovel where you can hide out for a couple years till everyone has forgotten about this post

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or we could do extra roasting for damage control

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In this house we don’t allow Kaz Brekker slander , specially not for his beautiful hair

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guys...i get i am not exactly popular but why is no one finding this weird?

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I was gonna say I immediately found that weird. This an April fools day prank?

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Obviously! but now people are mistaking me for a...a...😨 a Kaz defender

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*gasp!* how could they??? How dare they slander your good name with that terrible haircut.

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It was for the joke, i didn't mean to do get that far

I shall never show my face to society again

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In this house we don’t allow Kaz Brekker slander , specially not for his beautiful hair

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guys...i get i am not exactly popular but why is no one finding this weird?

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I was gonna say I immediately found that weird. This an April fools day prank?

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Obviously! but now people are mistaking me for a...a...😨 a Kaz defender

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In this house we don’t allow Kaz Brekker slander , specially not for his beautiful hair

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guys...i get i am not exactly popular but why is no one finding this weird?

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one of the things that is so beautiful about six of crows is that it shows that unusual romantic relationships are okay. it shows real trauma responses and how they affect your romantic relationships, and has characters actually working through them instead of just finding "the one" and everything being fine and dandy.

(I will be talking specifically about kanej with some mentions of wesper and helnik)

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It’s by any chance her favorite author Sarah J Maas?

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omg how’d you know!! (of course it was, no one ignores trauma and abuse quite like Sarah J Maas)

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Won’t say more out of respect for your friend but…her words said enough

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