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@happyclam17

Yep
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myswagisnice

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

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peachy-blisss

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

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thetasrose

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

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larryismyhallelujah

goddamn it

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lollie-pond

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

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stardusttx

1.4 almost ps not risking it

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queenprotein

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

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patrick-kanes-nose

I reblogged this twice now

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insidethe99

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

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blondespancakes

Not taking a fucking chance

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crazy-fairy-br

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

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shippinglucaya

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

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prettylittleliarsfan901

Sorry I can’t risk it

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missprincessdancingsunshine

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

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thelunarchroniclesthoughts

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

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smartwata

sorry 😩

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mexicanthighs

IM NOT RISKING IT

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ekhona

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

she’s the only family I have so…

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story-that-i-cant-explain

🍀❤️

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myboringhighschoollife

Two moms can’t risk it

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jds-suspended-liscence

Well here goes nothing

yall ever heard about the wave

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raccoonhandler

???? like the thing you do at sport events??

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choking-onholywater

no, i mean this social experiment started by a history teacher in calofornia in 1967

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raccoonhandler

im Intrigued 

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choking-onholywater

it’s creepy not so much like paranormal but as in it’s a scary look at human nature. hang on a sec ill explain it

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choking-onholywater

alright so. in 1967, a new history teacher at Cubberly High School in Northern California named Ron Jones was teaching his class about the Holocaust and Hitler’s rise to power. At some point during the lesson, many of his students began to ask why the rest of Germany had stood by and done nothing, and how afterwards they could have said they didn’t know. Many said that they would never allow something like that to happen, but most simply couldn’t understand how the population had allowed it back then. This made Ron curious: what was the answer? Why had so many Germans joined and tolerated the Nazis as their neighbors were dragged away? He realized there was no way of knowing, not without being there, and certainly no way of teaching it - unless, maybe, they could experience something similar. 

The next day, Ron came in and began to command his class differently than usual. He had stricter rules, making students stand when asking or answering questions and having them fix their posture. He said it was a lesson on discipline and the phrase “strength through discipline” was written on the board. 

The students, shockingly responded positively to the stricter rules; it was as if they had just been waiting for this and wanted more. They worked as a team and answered questions correctly, even sitting quietly until Ron dismissed them at the end of class. 

In the next two days, the phrases “strength through community” and “action” appeared on the board. Ron announced to the class that their new rules and ideas were now the cornerstones of the group called the Wave. Their mottos were the three phrases on the board, and he introduced them to a salute (made by curling one’s right hand into the shape of a wave and tapping one’s left shoulder with it). The kids practiced both the motto and the salute that day.

Everything was going well in this experiment: Ron was increasingly seen as an incredibly important leader, the kids were being more well behaved, they were ahead in their studies, all good things, so Ron decided to continue the Wave. In class, he gave the students Wave membership cards, some of which had red x’s on the back. The x’s indicated that those people were to monitor the other members of the Wave and report directly to Ron if someone broke a rule. 

Additionally that day, Ron gave the instruction to recruit members to the Wave; all were invited and all were equal in the Wave.

And recruit they did.

Later that week, there were over 200 members of the Wave. The pep rally became an official Wave rally where dozens of new members were sworn in. As the group grew, most everyone joined. However, if someone did not join, they were likely to find themselves very alone and possibly being threatened or hurt by Wave members. 

By the 5th day, Ron knew things had spiraled out of control. He had grown into a mythical leader, and the students carried out his orders without hesitation, even if these orders never existed in the first place and were grown from within the Wave. He decided to tell the students that there would be a televised announcement of the Wave’s candidate announcement for the presidential election, and that all members should attend the rally later that day. 

When they arrived, the hundreds of students were greeted with a blank screen and Ron. He told them the true nature of the Wave; how it had been born as an experiment that had grown exponentially until he had to end it. The students were shocked, and some even cried. They had all believed in the Wave wholeheartedly after just 5 short days.

The Wave is terrifying because it is real. Not so long ago, a history teacher fresh out from college was able to turn a school into a military state in just 5 days. We as humans are so easily led into fascist dictatorships and we so rarely question what goes on around us. The Wave is a testament to that, and a scary one. 

There’s a really great German film of the same name (“Die Welle” - The Wave) based on this experiment - rather than stopping after 5 days however, the teacher lets it continue and things get much, MUCH worse. It’s a terrifying movie, but fascinating too.

YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND WE HAD TO WATCH THIS AT SCHOOL AND THEN FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS EVERYONE DID THE SALUTE TO IT AS A JOKE AND IT WAS SO FUNNY

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megapope-deactivated20220531

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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koobaxion

how many hands you got

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megapope

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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koobaxion

allow me illustrate you

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megapope

that’s still four people

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koobaxion

i truly can’t make this any clearer

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megapope

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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koobaxion

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

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hot-honey-fag

Is that a packet of Parmesan cheese

This was wild

Chick-fil-A in June: how do you do fellow gays? We love the gays. Spend your money here!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Chick-fil-A the other 11 months: we donate to conversion therapy and think being gay is a sin. We also donate to anti-marriage equality campaigns.

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Reblogged

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

I just went through the 5 stages of grief at warp speed.

As pregnancy/birth rates change over time, so to does the mean no. of skeletons per body.

what do they mean higher than one.

higher than 206. in the adult body. babies have like 270

270 SKELETONS!?

yes sorry i mixed bones and skeletons

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

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moonpaw17

👀

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moonpaw17

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

im back with clip paint studio

download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio

good 2 go 👌

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ifishipititsprobablygay

REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE

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potaders

I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life

adobe animate:

Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!

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thunderhumper

Paint Tool Sai versions 1 and 2 were made by a single man named Koji Komatsu. It costs roughly $50/£40. If you intend on using it for commissions or making any kind of money please consider buying a license for it. The license covers both versions of Sai. It’s a single payment that ensures you will have access to all future updates and it supports a man that has created a genuinely wonderful product. You are not sticking it to any “system” by pirating Sai, you’re just denying a man money he’s earned by putting an affordable alternative to vastly overpriced software like Photoshop out there for us to use. 

One of the reasons Sai 1 had few updates and it took so long for the developer to begin working on 2 was the sheer amount of piracy denying him money to continue working on such great programs. Hard work is worth paying for. Stop promoting the mistreatment of small businesses. 

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biggest-gaudiest-fish

But Photoshop 100% pirate

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staci-pratt-against-far-cry

i am not losing this fucking post again sorry y'all gotta see it

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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lurknomoar

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

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lurknomoar

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

ACCURATE.

The aliens look on at this weird phenomenon and wonder about what other life forms on the human’s home planet will illicit this reaction

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