Elvis, I'm starting HRT (Testosterone) soon. Any tips on how to be the best king i can be?
Woah papa the first thing you have to do is be kind
The second thing you have to do is scare people with your seductive hip movements huh-huh
Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)
plus my peanuts got an attitude
Sorry little guy but i defeat you in one wicked strike
Come on.
Oh! So sorry! Ricky I could not defeat you with even two wicked strikes!
Yipee! My power!
Yall the point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy. Also five year olds these days can in fact read, three year olds these days can read I work in a daycare I have seen it. And why would there be a sex toy AISLE in a PHARMACY in a DRUG STORE?? Iโm so??? Sex toys donโt belong in drug stores.
I grew up in pennsylvania, which has pretty stringent liquor laws, so it was absolutely wild to me the first time I walked into a grocery store in california and they had ALCOHOL. RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE FOOD. I was shooketh, may I tell you! Alcohol belongs in The Alcohol Store! Why would you treat it as something you can just... purchase! With money and an ID! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC! How was anyone not worried that kids might... reach out and TOUCH a bottle!!
I got over it.
Anyway drugstores (in the US) also dispense birth control medications and viagra, sell tampons, antifungals, condoms, and all manner of hygiene products incl. douching kits. Makes perfect sense to me that they'd also sell sex toys. They've got everything else you'd put on your junk.
Eh, five year olds can read, but they're unlikely to be squirrelly about things unless the grown-up in question models squirrelly-ness.
Like, if I had been out shopping seven years ago, it would have gone like this.
Kiddo: For . . . her . . . peas . . . Me: It says "for her pleasure" but that's just for adults. Kiddo: Can I have a lollipop? Can we both have lollipops? I'm bored. Me: We will pick up the lollipops on our way out at the checkout. Can you tell Mama what's next on the list? Kiddo: . . . Cog soup? Me: Good guess! Cough syrup. And no, I don't know why gh says f in this particular case, letters do weird things. Let's go.
โฆ cog soup.
#pharmacies are selling sex toys because they sell sexual health items#the fact that they don't have to be coy about it is a good thing as it denotes a huge advancement in our collective social maturity#which i am not about to have taken away by people who can't be bothered to explain things to their children#did you pop them out expecting to never have to think through what you're saying to them?#skill issue
Pharmacies sell hemorrhoid cream and condoms and suppositories and douches and wart treatments and breast pumps and lube and birth control and waxing strips and laxatives and rectal thermometers. Your kid is three feet tall and doesnโt know shit and wouldnโt notice anything if you didnโt make a damn big deal over it. Stop pretending this is about protecting kids and say what you actually mean, which is, โI donโt think strangers should easily masturbateโ, an insane statement and a bizarre thing to care about
My grandma once told me she thinks the younger generations being able to talk openly about sex are way healthier then hers and she was relieved by that
โpoint is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy.โ is such a stupid argument, THANK YOU to the person who said pharmacies sell sexual health items
Donโt look now, but thereโs a new NM Live VOD edit standing at the edge of the woodsโฆ
goomba
Itโs practically 2014 and you guys still donโt know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
Sometimes... you gotta make peace with it
I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD. ย If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is againย (x)
OH HELLO
No more potatoes in medieval novels!
BREAD and SOUP have been around longer than alcohol and milk and domesticated chickens and tea and marshmallows (2000BC!!) and coffee and the Neolithic and the UK being islands and ancient Egypt and ancient Greece and Rome and Jesusโฆ love for BREAD and SOUP is as old as time
WAIT CHEETOES ARE WHEAT-FREE?? I'VE BEEN DENYING MYSELF TASTY CHEESE CRUNCHY FOR LIKE TWO YEARS WTF!!!
SOMEONE SUMMON THE MIDWESTERNERS, FRITO PIE IS BACK ON THE MENU!!!
THE MIDWESTERNERS ARE HERE. WE DIDNT KNOW THIS EITHER.
TONIGHT WE DINE LIKE KINGS!!
our fucker who art in heaven. hallowed be thy
do you think god approves of what you have done? of what you have brought upon the world?
