ender pearl up in that pussy

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

Mourning's End Part 1

*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

we’ve been on that diorite

All about the he/him she/her bullshit....

it's just one a them theys

Still not what I want

What is it that you desire?

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

youve made me very happy by saying this

you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

pinned forever in my heart

the context makes it even better

Greatest under appreciated emojis

Safety pin

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Curling stone

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Derelict house

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why do we take towels for granted. have you ever needed to dry off and could only use your clothes or a blanket or something. little fibers all over you, just terrible. towels dont do this. not nearly as much at least. thank you towels

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

its crazy how hyraxes can only awawa and scream

hey hold on squiggy the hyrax shut up for a second. has antonin scalia always been in this image

happy tdov everyone :) this is my 💖 transition timeline 💖 nearly 6 years of hormones does a lot...!