Plain old Jester/ Villain Simp

When it hits 9 pm and I pull out this combo:

Ps: I have severe writers block. Help

Me: can I go be antisocial now?

<3

Is the “fluffy one shot” pig doing whip its with those cans?  Cause that feels accurate.

@skyholdherbalist Yup! XD

@frozensnares

Then… where do I go? I’m just at home muttering

into the void of an open word document.

@valkyrien Oh but there’s more to this party than sugar and sweets~ ♥︎

Fluff Fest on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36582633

Dark Side on RedBubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/36634358

THE PIG IS EATING PINE TREES IN THE PINING I CAN NOT DEAL.

IT GOT BETTER

Where’s the lemon buffet

Third Comic, featuring the citrus-themed juice bar~ @alltheusernameiwantistaken

Available on RedBubble at https://www.redbubble.com/people/kitten-kin/works/37192337.

This has me in stitches !!!!! LOL ah mon dieu, woo, I needed that :-) Thanks @lodessa

@ashensanity

Literal FANFIC art. Art of FANFIC. I love this so much!

This could use another go round.

(laughter) “MESS ME UP.” :)))))

THE SEQUENCE CONTINUES!!!!

P l a y M e T o S l e e p

October approaches!!!!

please take a moment to learn that there is a cult in Russia that worships Gadget Hackwrench as a Goddess…

Who Jack Could be Twisted From

I’ve been wondering for a while about who Jack might be twisted from. There are no wolves within The Lion King which is the movie Savannaclaw is based on but Jack is Savannaclaw’s first year representative. Because of this I thought it would be interesting to do some digging and see who, exactly, he might be twisted from. I’m just going to be looking at lupine characters for this and I explain why below. The only reason it isn’t up here is for fear of spoiling the parts of the story for others. This analysis/theory will be under the cut for fear of potential spoilers regarding Jack’s signature spell and parts of his backstory. Fair warning, this is kinda long with my personal bet for Jack’s inspiration at the bottom. 

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Dear Twisted Wonderland,

Is Jack Howl twisted from:

or

It’s driving me bonkers that we haven’t been told yet.

The real anomaly is why tf people are simping more over Miguel O'Hara (conventionally attractive male) than over The Spot (absolutely morally fucked up silly humanoid figure) is this Tumblr or Wattpad, guys?

this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

It helps that the writer was trying to create something he hoped would appeal to women as much as men.

Yeah and I think where it really succeeds vs. modern anime wifey fantasy shit is that Jucika really is just a character super comfortable with being sexual, likes looking sexy and even has no shame in using it to get her way:

….But at the same time, she doesn’t tolerate being objectified against her wishes:

….And the comic takes her side in both cases, whereas I’ve seen countless modern narratives in which this same character would have only been framed as like a Slutty ™ Bitch ™ or full blown villain.

One of the things I also really like about this comic, besides what’s already been stated, is that the humor isn’t always about her being sexy. Sometimes it’s just about other goofy things in her life!

oh yes many of them are experienes just anybody can relate to

but then there’s also the time she just….built a functional AI?

she just didn’t predict how the robot rebellion would really manifest

I love how there isn’t a single dialogue bubble, yet you can fully understand what’s happening.

Always reblog Jucika.

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

@nooowestayandgetcaught

STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE

… I’ve just queued this up for next June. Because reasons

Oh and it’s rainbow skeletons too this is perfect 😂

PeRFECT

IT’S GAY HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

gay halloween

Gay Halloween spoopy timeee

Be gay get spooky

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

Respect i suppose?

🍿watching me suffer while eating popcorn

damn, I over here moping.

It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.

Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.

@snobgoblin

@musicjester05

@kosuma-kosu

@sneedlier

@rando-shh

@cyborg-nerd

@vexfulfolly

@oobbbear

@barb-animation-fan18

And to all my other mutuals <3

Flame my dude 🥹

@flaming-mew-2

now that toy story is over, buzz lightyear of star command universe deserves a  3d film too and heres why

video source: Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins, 2000 (theres also a tv show but it would be too long to go thru it for a video)

the amount of people who have no idea that this film or that the tv show existed is sad if theres any 2000-ish disney show i could reboot in a heartbeat it would be Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

don’t you forget 

the wirewolf

aka what happens when you put a werewolf on the moon

*kicks down your door*

HEY DO YOU WANNA HEAR HOW THESEUS FROM THE MINOTAUR MYTH LOST HIS ASS?

I'm telling you the myth anyways.

So once upon a time in ancient Athens Theseus had a friend named Pirithous, who like 10% of mythological Greece was a child of Zeus. So Pirithous' wife dies and he decides to visit his friend Theseus. Once he gets there he finds out that his wife is ALSO dead. This is a drag, but it presents a unique opportunity. Finding a new wife.

So these absolute geniuses get scheming and Theseus decides the wife for him is Helen (of Troy fame) who was only 12 at the time. But Pirithous helps him kidnap her anyways.

Their brilliant plan to deal with her being 12 is to just keep her around until she's of legal marriage age. So that's... fun. (she gets rescued later)

But after that it's Pirithous' turn and his brilliant idea is to marry Persephone. You know. The queen of the dead.

So instead of thinking, Theseus decides to help him with this brilliant idea. They make the treacherous journey down to the underworld and once they get there, Hades is there.

Hades offers them a seat at the table. And, once again, alarm bells do not go off in their heads because they sit down on the bench and the second they sit down, their butts fuse to the stone bench and Hades sends the furies to torment them.

Several months later Heracles shows up on his quest to borrow Cerberus and comes across Theseus and Pirithous still stuck to the bench. So they catch him up on their situation and he decides to try and free them.

So Heracles pulls up Theseus first but his ass and part of his thighs are left behind. Other than that he's mostly fine though so he goes home, presumably to get some ointment. Then Heracles goes to free Pirithous but when he tries to lift him up the ground shakes and Heracles takes that as a sign that Pirithous is meant to stay there.

And for all we know, Pirithous is still sitting on that bench. Getting periodically bothered by the furies right next to Thesesus' disembodied butt and thigh meat.

Even though this probably takes place after the Minotaur myth I can’t help but imagine Thesesus going through the entire myth assless.

It goes exactly the same he’s just kinda uncomfortable whenever he sits down. Who knows? Maybe Ariadne likes her men streamlined. All flat down there. Some people prefer that.

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

People sing Brennan Lee Mulligan’s praises back and forth but his collaborators are all deeply skilled improvisors as well, Zac Oyama has an utterly killer sense of comedic timing.