yall im still not on spring break yet and i might tweak, BUT WHILE IM WAITING HERES SOME HEADCANNONSSS 🥳
Physically incapable of handling spice, to the point of thinking barbecue sauce is spicy…
Temperature regulation is AWFULLLL. He’s either absolutely freezing or sweating tremendously.
Him and Steve have the most elaborate April Fool’s pranks each year.
HUGEEE dog person. The Curtis’s had a pup at one point that would constantly follow Soda around everywhere; he named her Minnie cause of how much he missed his horse so they could match names.
Minnie absolutely HATED him, that dog would go out of her way to rip up his clothes, destroy his belongings, and bite him.
I feel like he’d be an orchestra kid in middle school, specifically playing the cello but gave it up to get more into football.
Him and Soda met from being on the same little league team.
Convinced Pony once when he was 6 that his fish died that they cooked him and ate him right after they ate like salmon to mess with him. (It was a beta fish…)
As a pass-time while Pony and him were staying at the church, they would go birdwatching together.
Him and Pony met when they were in 5th grade, after he got held back a year and Pony skipped a grade. (Bonus partttt: Johnny was an absolute MENACE in elementary school)
Was super close with the cousin that told him about the church on Jay Mountain, he unfortunately ended up cutting his entire family off, including her due to issues with is dad.
Idk why but I feel like he’d have sleep apnea, he snores UNBELIEVABLY loud due to it.
Main victim of Soda and Steve’s April Fool’s pranks, mainly because the two know that he’d most likely take their pranks in a joking way…
REFUSES to make multiple trips when taking in groceries, dude takes all of em’ at once on his arms.
BONUSSS Two’s kid sisterr!!!:
Her and Pony are the same age and used to be pretty close before he skipped a grade, they’re still friendly with each other though.
I feel like she’d be named Grace :)
