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Orpheusetude

@orpheusetude / orpheusetude.tumblr.com

Just a ball of anxiety held together by some hyperfixations.
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tsotea-deactivated20210727

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahhaโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..

youve been fooledโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆby the april fools beeperโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..it was a fully grown bird the entire timeโ€ฆ..no eggโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆit tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

I just queued this for a year

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

I love stuff like this. Didnโ€™t a tribe in Africa send America some cows after 9/11? Like this is holy and the most valuable thing we have. We hear your suffering and want to do anything in our power to help

It was not a potato famine. The famine didnโ€™t happen because of the potato yeald failing. Ireland was actually producing more than enough food. However it was almost all land owned by Brittish landowners, who took all of the food out of the country to sell in UK. Potato was what the Irish farmers ate, because it was cheep and could be produced in worst parts of the land, where more profitable food couldnโ€™t be grown. When there were no longer potatos, the decision for the farmers was to either starve and sent the food as rent to the landlords or loose their homes and then starve.

The Brittish goverment was unwilling to do anything for two reasons. First was the laissez-faire capitalistic ideology, that put the rights of property owners to make profits above human lives. Rent freeze was unthinkable and they even were unwilling to do proper relief efforts as free food would lower the cost of food. The second reason was distain for the Irish, and the thought that they were โ€œbreeding too muchโ€ and the famine was a natural way to trim down the population, aka genocidal reasoning.

This is why itโ€™s important to stress it was not a potato famine. The potato blinght was all over Europe but only in Ireland there was a famine. The reasons behind it had nothing to do with potatos and everything to do with the Brittish.

Apparently what made Choctaw want to offer relief to Irish was the news about the Doolough Tragedy. Hundreds of starving people were gathered for inspection to verify they were entitled to recieve relief. The officials would for *some reason* not do that and instead left to a hunting lodge 19 kilometers away to spend the night and said to the starvqing people they would have to walk there by morning to be inspected. The weather conditions were terrible and many of them died completely needlessly during the walk thoroung day and night.

This apparently reminded the Choctaw of their own very recent (and much more explicit and bigger scale) experiences of ethnic clensing, where they were forcibly relocated. It was basically a death march and thousands of Choctaw died from the terrible conditions also completely needlessly.

In 2015 a memorial named Kindred Spirits was installed in Southern Ireland to commemorate the Chactow donation.

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[ID: โ€œOne manโ€™s [โ€œYeah, the Time Knife, weโ€™ve all seen itโ€ meme] is another manโ€™s [โ€œWas anyone going to tell me?โ€ meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

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easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

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blakegdiamond

Iโ€™d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

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the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

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itsquietinsantafe

TODAY

Since itโ€™s now August 20, 2020โ€ฆ The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

  • May 2021
  • January 2022
  • October 2022
  • April 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2024
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025
  • August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

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wormhole-judgement-line

Happy thursday the 20th

sometimes when reading classic superhero porn fic scenario "hero is auctioned off to a group of bad guys who are bidding for the right to do evil ๐Ÿ˜‰ things to them ๐Ÿ˜" i'm like i love this but man it's so common, who started this trope? what porn fic got this thing going? is it from the livejournal era, perhaps? from the days of print zines? and then i pick up an innocent dc comic to read and like okay nevermind dc was stroking it to that idea before any of us got the chance to invent it

The answer to โ€œwhere did superhero comics fandom get this weird/fucked up and/or porn fantasy fic trope is always, always โ€œan actual real comic that Marvel or DC actually published.โ€

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

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