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I am an actor, which should explain a lot, but probably doesn't, in point of fact. I enjoy quoting things at inappropriate times or situations. I eat hearty, I drink deep, I laugh loud. I sing off key, I dance with strangers, I... pet puppies... I lost my train of thought. Thank you, you've been a great audience. I love you all. Except you. I hate you. j/k.

alt right movements in america have found such success bc of they r unified in their hatred. they got that brand loyalty level dedication to being evil. ppl on the left will spend five minutes giving a dissertation if u make the mistake of calling them a democrat

the amount of infighting and moral superiority and perfectionism drives me CRAZY bc girl u r not a better person bc u told people it wasn’t ethical to vote <3

“protests don’t do anything it’s just to make yourself feel better” “luigi mangione had conservative values so I don’t know if I can support him” “if you vote for kamala it’s a vote for genocide” “I can’t side with bernie sanders bc he still aligns with the democrats” “blue collars shouldn’t be allowed to…” BRO are you actually doing ANYTHING helpful or just alienating people that are offering to help bail out a sinking ship?

In the very unlikely event America ever broke with the two party system, I think a lot of leftists would be in for a rude awakening when they realize they have to actually build coalitions of groups with aligned goals...

The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

I love stuff like this. Didn’t a tribe in Africa send America some cows after 9/11? Like this is holy and the most valuable thing we have. We hear your suffering and want to do anything in our power to help

It was not a potato famine. The famine didn’t happen because of the potato yeald failing. Ireland was actually producing more than enough food. However it was almost all land owned by Brittish landowners, who took all of the food out of the country to sell in UK. Potato was what the Irish farmers ate, because it was cheep and could be produced in worst parts of the land, where more profitable food couldn’t be grown. When there were no longer potatos, the decision for the farmers was to either starve and sent the food as rent to the landlords or loose their homes and then starve.

The Brittish goverment was unwilling to do anything for two reasons. First was the laissez-faire capitalistic ideology, that put the rights of property owners to make profits above human lives. Rent freeze was unthinkable and they even were unwilling to do proper relief efforts as free food would lower the cost of food. The second reason was distain for the Irish, and the thought that they were “breeding too much” and the famine was a natural way to trim down the population, aka genocidal reasoning.

This is why it’s important to stress it was not a potato famine. The potato blinght was all over Europe but only in Ireland there was a famine. The reasons behind it had nothing to do with potatos and everything to do with the Brittish.

Apparently what made Choctaw want to offer relief to Irish was the news about the Doolough Tragedy. Hundreds of starving people were gathered for inspection to verify they were entitled to recieve relief. The officials would for *some reason* not do that and instead left to a hunting lodge 19 kilometers away to spend the night and said to the starvqing people they would have to walk there by morning to be inspected. The weather conditions were terrible and many of them died completely needlessly during the walk thoroung day and night.

This apparently reminded the Choctaw of their own very recent (and much more explicit and bigger scale) experiences of ethnic clensing, where they were forcibly relocated. It was basically a death march and thousands of Choctaw died from the terrible conditions also completely needlessly.

In 2015 a memorial named Kindred Spirits was installed in Southern Ireland to commemorate the Chactow donation.

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

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madameatomicbomb

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

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venusian–eye

i don’t fucking believe this. i don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now

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forkingandcottage-deactivated20

Frog Paints a Water Lily Pond 🪷🎨🐸

𝑓ₒᵣ ⲕᵢ𝑛𝑔 ₐ𝑛𝑑 𝑐ₒ𝑡𝑡ₐ𝑔ₑ

Ok, I adore the Frogs to begin with, but the sheer finesse and dedication of this one boggles my mind.

me: this is cute and precious

my brain: 45 years ago this person could've made a public access television show that ran for half a decade on the strength of this concept with the right framing device and it would've been paid for with federal arts grants and maybe even national syndication rights. now they're begging for a single minute of engagement on tiktok in the hopes that maybe someday the abstract metrics of digital media platforms will translate into a tangible career

me: yeah me: cute frog though

my brain: it is a cute frog

I know I just keep finding ways to reword the same fundamental issue but LANCER is literally the best tabletop rules I've ever seen for playing the act of people killing each other with giant mechs stapled to a setting which, if it actually was any of the things the authors try to market it as, there would be no reason for people in it to kill each other with giant mechs.

Unfortunately "beating eachother to death with a giant robot" is not a key component of an utopia!

well sure im using my slavery-powered Raytheon Temporal Supernova Murder Cannon to turn 14 pilots and footsoldiers into ashes and then erase the ashes from history. but have you considered that im firing it leftistly.... and in a Hopepunk kind of way ??

hey folks,,,,,... glad 2 b here on tubblr . here's a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now

He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.

I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.

He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following

"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"

Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"

One of the benefits of having learned the Greek alphabet is that it's opened my life to the possibility of being able to read Greek while understanding none of it

*seeing a beautiful Hellenic text and being pretty confident about the sound values the letters correspond to in any given context* haha. Yeah. I wish I knew what any of that meant.

This is useful for two things:

  • Now, you know how to pronounce bad use of Greek letters in media about the Antiquity. (Like the Cleopatra movie with Gal Gadot.)
  • You are slightly better at Geoguessr when the point is in Greece.

Oh yeah lmao it makes me vulnerable to psychic damage from seeing people use Greek letters for "aesthetics," like you know how Σ is just a funky kind of E?

Other place where it’s useful: etymology where the authors refuse to transliterate Greek words.

I’ve also got a passing knowledge of the Greek alphabet but know zero Greek, and the only thing I use it for is squinting at the etymology section of dictionary entries and going “okay i THINK this says such-and-such”

Also, gives you a minor leg up in also understanding some Cyrillic, maybe?

I think if you're using AI on your college assignments, especially for your major, there's a deeper problem.

Because whether you think your studies actually matter in the real world or will have consequences... it should matter to YOU. You are supposed to be here because you want to learn from this institution. You chose this major because you think you might want to pursue it as a career.

If you are so disinterested in your work that you are asking chatgpt to do it for you, that's a fucking canary in a coalmine for how much enthusiasm you are going to bring to this field. You shouldn't be studying this topic. And if you're doing this with every one of your classes, you probably shouldn't be at this school at all. You clearly don't want to be.

Maybe this college or this field isn't for you, and that's fine. There's other options. But right now you're just wasting everyone's time and money, especially your own.

There are cheaper ways to not learn anything than having a robot go to college for you.

Discworld is an interesting beast in the age of ACAB. Like, the city watch books are a story about police and the way in which a good police force can help and protect people. Which would make it copoganda. And I'm not going to say that the City Watch books are completely free of copoganda, but they also do something interesting that fairly few stories about heroic police officers do, and I think it has a lot to do with Samuel Vimes. A lot of copoganda stories like, say, Brooklyn 99, are perfectly capable of portraying cops as cruel, bigoted, and greedy, but our central cast of characters are portrayed as good people who want to help their communities. The result is that the bad cops are portrayed as an aberration, while most cops can be assumed to be good people doing a tough job because they want to help protect people from the nebulous evil forces of "Crime". The police are considered to be naturally heroic. Pratchett does something very interesting, which is provide us with Vimes' perspective, and present us with an Unnaturally heroic police force. In Ahnk-Morpork, the natural state of the watch is a gang with extra paperwork. It's the place for people who, at best, just want a steady paycheck and at worst want an excuse to hit people with a truncheon. Rather than be an army defending people from the forces of Crime, the Watch is described as a sort of sleight-of-hand, big burly watchmen in shiny uniforms don't stand around in-case a Crime happens in their vicinity, they stand around to remind people that The Law exists and has teeth. The Watchmen are people, when danger rears it's head, their instinct is to hide and get out of the way. When faced with authority, their instinct is to bow to it out of fear of what it might do to them if they don't. Carrot is a genuine Hero, but his natural heroism is presented as an aberration. Normal Cops don't act like Carrot does. The fact that the Watch ends up acting like a Heroic Police Force is largely due to the leadership of Sam Vimes, but Vimes himself is a microcosm of the Watch. The base state of Sam Vimes would be an alchoholic bully of an officer, one who beats people until they confess to anything because that makes his job easier. Vimes The Hero is a homunculous, an artificial being created by Sam Vimes fighting back all those instincts and FORCING himself to behave as his conscience dictates. Vimes doesn't take bribes or let his officers do the same because, damnit, that sort of thing shouldn't happen, even if doing so would make things a lot easier. Vimes doesn't run towards sounds of screaming because he WANTS to, he forces himself to do so because somebody needs to. It's best summed up in Thud “Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Your Grace.” “I know that one,” said Vimes. “Who watches the watchmen? Me, Mr. Pessimal.” “Ah, but who watches you, Your Grace?” said the inspector with a brief little smile. “I do that, too. All the time,” said Vimes. “Believe me.”

In the hands of another writer, or another series, this exchange would be weirdly dismissive. To whom should the police be accountable to? Themselves, shut up and trust us. But from Vimes, it's a different story. Vimes DOES constantly watch himself, and he doesn't trust that bastard, he's known him his entire life. The Heroic Police are not a natural state, they're an ideal, and ahnk-morpork only gets anywhere close. Vimes is constantly struggling against his own instincts to take shortcuts, to let things slide, but he forces himself to live up to that ideal and the Watch follows his example. Discworld doesn't propose any solutions to the problems with policing in the real world. We don't have a Sam Vimes to run the NYPD and force them to behave. We don't have a Carrot Ironfounderson. But it's at least a story about detectives and police that I can read without feeling like I'm being sold propaganda about the Thin Blue Line.

Another point about Vimes that is incredibly important to this is that he is furiously defensive of the separation between military and civilians and considers the Watch to be civilians.

It adds a layer to the question of who watches the watchmen, because soldiers are directly answerable to individuals within the government, but the Watch is answerable to the City as an abstraction. Not to the People, mind you. Vimes doesn't trust the People any more than he trusts himself. The City is a concept of everything that a society is: a lot of individuals living their lives and some of them are better at that than others, and collectively they are fucking idiots, and overall they are neither good nor bad on an individual level. And the police are part of the City, and they are people.

Which is, I think, part of the reason that they never stray into the narrative of "defending The People against Crime." Instead, they work (often against their own instincts) to protect individuals from each other as needed, and to keep the peace. They don't decide guilt and innocence. When there's no mystery, their only role is to keep individual people from hurting each other, leaving lawyers and judges to sort out the rest. When there's a mystery, their role is to try to figure out who committed the crime and then pass that along to the courts to decide if they were right.

One of the things Pratchett does incredibly well is keeping his stories about individual people, dealing with systems and trying to do good within them, even when the systems are fundamentally broken.

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

fucking obliterated lmao

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