Half dead Half the time

if you have OCD that moralistic post it not about you. keep scrolling. i love you

yeah even the one that gave you that sinking terror and has you planning your penance behavior and going through your whole life trying to identify when you did whatever it said about prejudice or abuse or whatever. it's not about you they don't know you and they certainly don't care about you

firefox is just such a standard browser for anyone remotely interested in computers that remembering basically every normal person uses google chrome feels like a kick in the head

The deep despair I felt when I learned that a friend uses Opera

The deep despair I

felt when I learned that a

friend uses Opera

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

you know it's a mistake / when it's me who's making it / it's always the wrong thing / when it's me who's saying it

I Saw the TV Glow (2024) dir. Jane Schoenbrun

what if we kissed in the sloppy jane cave

shapeshift!

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

funniest fucking thing

just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

local worm loves heating vent

to those commenting on her bones (or lack-thereof): that’s just how a lady sits

GREER,SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING BONES.

Pangur has the ONE bone that matters: the heart ❤️

im going to (*remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health*) stab caesar

fuck you hostile architecture fuck you requiring proof of someone’s address fuck you removing benches fuck you street sweeps fuck you pay-to-unlock bathrooms fuck you anti-encampment laws fuck you parking meters fuck you homeless shelters/hostels that make you pay, that have a cap on the amount of personal belongings you can have, that have rampant unaddressed abuse fuck you anti-homeless laws fuck you police fuck you fuck everything that criminalises being homeless

people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently

reblog to support female characters violently killing people

okay okay i can close some tabs i don't need this google image search of "pear trees"....well you never know actually