This is how he sits when he wants fed.
Post worm lounging.
I LOVE YOU YAMUEL
So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.
Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”
It’s a reminder, I guess, that they’re coming for all of us. The fash and the white supremacists will not make nice distinctions between the queers when they put us up against the wall. There is no gatekeeping, no label-policing, no purity-purging and no assimilation that any of us can do that will save us. They want us dead, and while they’ll start with whoever is most vulnerable at any given time, they’ll get around to all of us eventually.
Queer solidarity means all of us because the fash are coming for all of us.
All Dividers are Feds. Stand united or die separately.
ANYONE who is trying to divide our community is a fucking Fed. That includes other queers who like to argue about who is and isn’t “allowed” in our community.
Reminder with Joanne sniping at asexuals a week or two ago.
okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days
so
if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)
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i'll admit that was my fault. anyway :3
scarabs.
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Rookie mistake.
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I've been summoned?
Have a Hamilton for the road
Free bumper sticker design for any Floridians who want it
This was intended to be a 30 note shitpost for my Florida mutuals but I forgot that actually everyone loathes Ron DeSantis. Genuinely heartwarming 🥹
Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it
Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!
Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.
OH DONT YOU DARE
It's duck with a top hat Thursday
After dealing with Trelane and finding out that he’s nothing more than a child, Spock made an announcement over intercoms demanding that everyone take their Star Fleet regulated birth control. Even Kirk.
Especially Kirk. The announcement was meant for Kirk, Spock just generalized it because "it's logical to encourage the whole crew to take contraceptives"
“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement
“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point
So Sharon Osbourne thinks Kneecap should be deported because they said Israel is committing genocide and genocide is wrong. They also called out US complicitcy in the genocide
Apparently saying genocide is wrong and fuck everyone who commits and endorses it is a terribly wrong political statement. 🙄🙄🙄
God forbid a band KNOWN FOR POLITICAL STATEMENTS actually makes a true but uncomfortable one at a huge music festival.
Anyways, I'm streaming Kneecap to hell and back and you should do the same
where can I meet this guy’s wife
How do these loser redit men get these incredibly talented and fascinating women lmao
THIS MAN’S GIRLFRIEND MADE HER OWN LOOM TO WEAVE PERIOD ACCURATE FABRIC AND HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO LEARN THE NAME OF THE CLOTHES SHE WAS MAKING WITH IT HOLY SHIT I AM LIVID
Ooh I hope she leaves his ass
My gf and I want to meet this nice woman
I want to ask her about some sexy outfits for us 💚💚💚
I CAN BE A BETTER HUSBAND. I'll make her historical Roman food
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
oops
im not risking it
Beware of the great duckie 🤐
I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol
I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH
Definitely not risking it 😱
ALL HAIL THE DUCK OF CREATIVITY!!!
XD
I need the motivation
I’m in desperate need.
Love me a good ol duck
i have art block p l e a s e
please my writers block is making me suffer
I really need the motivation ;<;
Oh look, it did work
Yes it did
O Duck of Creativity, deliver unto me ideas for my unfinished writing projects
i must reblog
I reblogged madam zeroni for heaven’s sakes I’m not gonna risk this