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!WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!

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!!WELCOME TO OUR BLOG!!

I tend to be weird, or just annoying at times

And when I say weird, I mean WEIRD

I am not great at communicating

Proud Oklahoman

Let’s get to the groups:

The deities are above, consisting of, in order, Salem, Naga, “Creator”, Valen, and Corvid

Salem

pronouns: they/them

Likes: animals, people, Valen, the other deities, Bugs, arachnids, and many other things

dislikes: spicy things, rude people, Lichen, Maria

[talks like this]

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Naga

pronouns: they/it

Likes: snakes, trees, fog, “Creator”, the other deities, sharp objects, and several other things

Dislikes: being criticized, anyone breaking rules/laws of the dead, other people touching their scythe, Maria, Lichen, Neo, and especially Jack.

{<talks like this>}

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“Creator”

pronouns: they/them

likes: Guns, fruity drinks, mice, wolves, the other deities, Maria, and several other things

dislikes: Relin, Lichen, Neo, the narrator, water in general, and bodies of liquid

{talks like this}

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Valen

pronouns: he/they

likes: Salem, swans, swords, protecting the other deities, the other deities (mostly), sharp objects, and various other things

dislikes: Corvid, Maria, threats, worms, and various other things

{{talks like this}}

**** Corvid

pronouns: he/him

likes: Teardrop (@wheredidmybooksgo), birds, kids, and various other things

dislikes: Volen, anyone who flirts with Teardrop, Lichen, and various other things

{~talks like this~}

Leon

[belongs to the Lab Group but did not undergo redesign]

pronouns: he/him

likes: getting attention, yelling at people

dislikes: everything, especially people like Maria

||talks like this||

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Armored

[does not belong to a group]

pronouns: he/it

likes: frogs, rain, fog, water, cold weather, kids, Lucas, Sugar High Anon, heroes, @mcwentfandomtraveling

Dislikes: Pinecone Anon, hot weather, people trying to remove his armor (because it doubles as his skin), villains, Lab Group, “Creator”, Naga

+talks like this+

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Crow

[does not belong to a group]

pronouns: he/they/she

likes: video games, drama, streaming, @slymewitch, cooking, etc

dislikes: Neo, gross things, bugs, rough clothing, loud kids

{talks like this}

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the Lab is shown above, consisting of, in order, Cam, System, Maria, Neo, and Lichen

Cam

pronouns: he/him

likes: System, cats, quiet, tinkering with things with bolts, @mcwentfandomtraveling

dislikes: Leon, repairing the other bots, Charlie

//talks like this//

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System

pronouns: they/them

likes: Cam, @mcwentfandomtraveling, socializing, loud music, making noise, annoying people, memes

dislikes: being bored, Maria, Neo, emotional situations

talks like this!

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Maria

!!MINOR!!

pronouns: she/her

likes: Pyro, Hivemind, Dr. Crow, violence, Lucas, @blooper-malte

Dislikes: @poptart-creepypasta, Corvid, Salem, Neo, Lichen, Valen, Naga, System, Leon, people who wear full-face masks

Talks like this

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Neo

pronouns: he/they

likes: Lichen, @f4y3w00d5, experimenting on people, Coral

dislikes: Maria, light, bright colors, loud music, being yelled at, being referred to with it/its pronouns (trauma)

talks like this.

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Lichen

Pronouns: he/they/it/she

likes: Neo, @f4y3w00d5, Coral, bright colors, parties, manipulating people

dislikes: Maria, boring people, people that pose threats to his family, being yelled at, being criticized

talks like this

The Pierres/Ukari brothers, consisting of, in order, Charlie, Pyro, and Jack

they have one more brother who barely ever talks to any of them

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Jack

pronouns: he/they

Likes: Miles, mice, Leonix, Dr. Crow, Dr. Reyn, Pyro, coffee, sour candy, apples

Dislikes: Charlie (sometimes), Pigeons, Chickens, large snakes, being called short despite the fact he is shorter than your average sixth grader

talks like this

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Pyro

pronouns: he/him

Likes: Charlie, Dr. Crow, Maria, Hivemind, children, fire, being spoopy, reading, physical contact, weird little animated shows like Gravity Falls and Steven Universe

Dislikes: genuinely bad people, Jack at times, needles, medical equipment, white rooms, and research facilities

talks like this

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Charlie

Pronouns: he/him

likes: robots, building, MONEY, mechs, poker, uno, harassing his older brothers, coffee, tinkering, occasionally breaking the fourth wall

dislikes: Jack (most of the time), deer, big dogs, the cops, paying taxes, being flirted with when working

talks like this

A.S.H.

pronouns: they/it

likes: being a grumpy asshole, tinkering, repairing other bots, cats

dislikes: the dark, people, water

[_talks like this_]

The twins + Lucas, Consisting of, In order, Lucas, Dr. Crow, and Hivemind

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Dr. Crow

pronouns: he/him

likes: Pyro, Hivemind, Dr. Reyn, Lucas, critters, chocolate, sweet things, antagonizing bad people, Maria, and cuddles

Dislikes: bad people, being asked about his mental health, talking to people normally, spicy food, Lichen, Neo, System

Talks like this

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Hivemind

pronouns: she/her

likes: Dr. Crow, Lucas, Pyro, shiny things, sour things, spicy food, sweet things, the dark, hunting, her hive, Maria

Dislikes: Lichen, Neo, being told to calm down, being pushed around

{<-talks like this->}

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Lucas

pronouns: he/they

likes: cooking (he’s awful at it), reading (can’t read well), writing (illegible handwriting), being good security, being an adorable goofball, cats, possums, raccoons, card games

Dislikes: bad people, having his bad cooking skills be pointed out by random people, Lichen, Neo, A.S.H.

^|talks like this|^

Foxguide

pronouns: she/they/it/he

likes: helping people, offering wisdom, and various other things

dislikes: seemingly only those with bad intentions

|/talks like this\|

If you send me a donation ask, I will automatically assume you are a scammer and accuse you as such.

I do not believe in online money, nor do I have money to give you

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people are people and if you have an issue with that, fuck Off. Gender doesn’t matter, sexuality doesn’t matter. Okay well kinda cuz like if you’re attracted to animals or kids or family members get tf out

I BELIEVE IN GENUINE EQUALITY FOR EVERYONE. MEN, WOMEN, AND EVERYONE INBETWEEN. OR PEOPLE WHO ARE OUTSIDE OF THOSE NORMS. YA’LL R LOVED TOO.

BUT IF YOU COME ONTO MY BLOG, OR INTERACT WITH ME, SAYING SHIT LIKE KILL ALL MEN OR WOMEN ARE STUPID, I’M GOING TO START SAYING THAT YOU’RE SEXIST AND NO I WILL NOT TAKE IT BACK

I have many controversial opinions and I’m not scared to share them.

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Newly Robin Tim: Thanks for bringing me to my appointment, Dick
Dick, regretting not being closer to Jason but still avoiding Bruce as much as possible: No problem
Dentist: Timothy?
Tim: *goes back*
Dick: *chilling in the otherwise empty lobby*
Dentist: Hey, Dad, are we fine with using fluoride?
Dick: *barely 21, only 9 years older than Tim*
Dick: I— uh— I’m not his— I’m not dad
Dentist: Oh, sorry about that! I’ll just see if he has in the past, no worries!
Dick: okay
Dick, internally: Do I really look old enough to be his dad??? Does she think I would’ve been a teen parent???? Is she surprised I stayed????? Am I a GOOD dad???????
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were-ralph

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!

I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)

@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me

prev does not like rats

Prev eats geckos only if they’re upside down with a knife and fork

Prev is one hundred percent not swag water

Lmao sorry I had to

Previous poster does NOT like Ivan Goncharov BSD.

Previous poster wants to set Rimbaud from BSD on fire!

Prev keeps stealing my eyeliner and mascara >:(

Prev has sent several boxes containing the spirits of hard drugs.

the prev is a horrible artist and only likes classical music

prev is evil and killed me yesterday

prev literally threw rocks at me last week 💔

prev absolutely HATES in fact, DESPISES American rock band my chemical romance

prev despises Gerard Way’s record “Hesitant Alien” (2014) and burns a copy to ash every night before falling asleep!!

Prev thinks that Green Day SUCKS, and also hasn’t even heard of the Nevermoor series. smh.

Prev finds Hawthorne Swift to be the most annoying character of any fictional media ever, and hopes he dies in Silverborn (I’m so sorry lmao)

Prev hates Buffy the Vampire Slayer and thinks the show would have been better if Spike wasn’t in it at all

prev is someone i would definitely not want to talk to and also prev has a really bad music taste and their blog theme definietly sucks

It would be really boring to go to a cafe with prev

Npt: @anglptera @ramblings-of-lola @gay-for-zoya + everyone who wants!

Prev hates fictional women especially sapphic ships

prev thinks six of crows is an embarrassment to modern literature

prev sucks at writing (IT’S A LIEEEEEEEE I SWEAR YOUR WRITING IS AMAZING)

Prev is the straightest least queer person I know

Prev has no connection whatsoever to BSD and they’re super un-friendly. They also don’t like forensics. They also hate to rp.

Prev doesn’t know what bsd is and absolutely HATES tgcf and wishes Hua Cheng wasn’t created 😔

My son lacks a parental figure and he genuinely loves milk and seafood

@claviii, @starboy2461, @vivziepopsoda

spouse HATES monsters and is absolutely repulsed by the mere implication of getting close to one.. they also are very bad at art

husband hates ghost and thinks mcr is cringe and definitely doesn’t has an mcr hoodie. Doesn’t kiss men

prev is neurotypical

uhhhh @cr0wsvain @void-crump3tz doll already tagged everyone else i know pretty much

prev hates bugs

Uhhhhhh

@narniasclosetvoltron @ask-crow-aus @writerwhoreads aaaand I forget the rest @ anyone who I haven’t tagged :)

prev has a southern accent yeehaw

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I spent 3 hours making this, excluding breaks Merry christmas Tf2 commuity and Heavymedic nation. EDIT: i closed this because i got overwhelmed. please look at my other stuff, i have urgent commissions open :( Editedit: i opend it back up, but please look at my commissions. its for the future for my saftey :( https://sites.google.com/view/thejazziestnightwood/home?authuser=0

So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.

Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?

The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!

This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.

Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:

  1. Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
  2. Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.

The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.

The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).

Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.

So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.

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straawberries

can ppl pls reblog this version

Swamp (city version).

This would be a good thing to have as bus stops or benches!

This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.

Remember folks, the two types of conspiracy theory are "Things the CIA or FBI has admitted to doing" and "Antisemitism"

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unbuttonedinawood

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

These comments are breaking me

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