As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

behold…. a Bastard

How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf

Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.

Really want to add on this that these mice regularly prey on bark scorpions and their hunting strategy does NOT depend on not getting stung, which would be entirely reasonable. Instead, these mice have evolved to NOT FEEL THE PAIN OF THE STING. The scorpion stings get more potent, the mice become tougher.

These little bastards will tank scorpion stings to wrestle the scorpion down and gnaw its stinger off before killing and eating it

(They also dance around centipedes while biting through their exoskeletons to paralyze them)

"Bring back punching nazis!" Could you guys even recognize a nazi without the armband? Chances are you could not. You probably couldn't even recognize a nazi if they looked you in the face and outlined their exact political and social worldviews but didn't explicitly use the word nazi!

That one post from late October 2023 where an anti-Israel protestor couldn't tell a protestor they've been chatting with while marching was a Nazi because they were "talking just like me"

Spoiler alert: so many people today would absolutely go along with the nazis and literally are going along with nazis because "they're just speaking sense!!!1!"

Would? *currently are.

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

Jewish President of Mexico recognizes Palestinian state

Y’all realize that most Zionists would recognize a Palestinian state if one was created to exist side-by-side with Israel, no?

Like, that’s been the thing since the beginning. Israel is on board for partition two-state solution, and the surrounding Arab countries and most vocal Palestinian leadership says no “we want Arab country only.”

The definition of Zionism as “Jew supremacy” or “Israel Firstism” comes from White Supremacist Eric Thomson’s writings, as an integral piece of his ZOG conspiracy theory.

It’s not any wonder that those who buy into that definition inevitably begin to believe America or other countries are under the control of Zionists or Israel.

The definition of Zionism as Jewish “Settler-Colonialism” comes from the writings of Fayez Sayegh, a former member of the Nazi-inspired terror group SSNP, as the successor to his Red Scare conspiracy theory that Israel was the hub of a Global Communist conspiracy, a la the Nazi “Judeo-Bolshevism” conspiracy theory.

awwww stoptheantisemitism being unable to read again 😂 bitch i’m not scared of you. all you’re doing is providing more evidence.

getting people to send me “all zios are pedophiles” messages just shows exactly who you all are. says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about me :)

but i love how you pick out sentences and make them mean what you want them to mean. that is the textbook definition of delusional.

where’s your post condemning sinwar and tate? we’re all waiting.

“reblog this to piss off a zionazi” okay david duke from temu. brave of you to think you can piss me off.

LMAO

the fact that somebody wrote this title, read it, and thought it was perfectly ok

it has "I am not racist I just think black people are lesser then white" vibe

וגם מבצע צבאי או חידוש לחימה קטנים לא יכולים להזיק.

Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

You mean Careless People, written by Sarah Wynn-Williams?

Available from Macmillan Press?

Yes, this. A stunning number of people will default to "because it's illegal." Teaching an intro-level bioethics course will demonstrate real fucking fast that a lot of the population just lets legality stand in for morality.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shocking.

I stand with the Jews

I am not going to be silent in the face of hate. I will not be quiet when terrorism is cheered and celebrated. I changed like I hope you all one day change. I used to blindly hate them like the rest of you, but making one Jewish friend and talking to them about their religion and culture made me see the beautiful tapestry of their history. I also learned of the tears in the fabric where the world tried to cut their thread short. But they survived every single extermination campaign against them, and they will survive this one too. Their children will walk on the bones of your dead empires. They always have, they always will. You will never succeed in killing them all or driving them into hiding. And one day this failed attempt at their annihilation will be a holiday where they toast your failure. They did it with the Romans and the Greeks and the Egyptians and everyone else. This isn't about Palestine and it never has been. I see through you. You may have fooled yourselves but you don't fool me. I stand against you by their side. So drown this post in the water filter. Screenshot it. Share it. I am not fucking afraid of you. You have found my everything blog, so dig through it and root through my kinks and everything I've shared. Display it as proof that my words are not true. It will not make me back down. I am their ally and I will not turn a blind eye in the face of hate. I wish you were still capable of feeling shame, that you were still capable of looking in the mirror and seeing what you have become, but I have seen that you sacrificed that on the alter of blind hatred. The Palestinian people are suffering because YOU support the terrorists oppressing them. If Hamas returned all the innocent civilians they kidnapped, the war would end today. Instead you cheer as they torture and rape and murder, not just Jews, but their own people. Anyone who doesn't support Hamas will be killed by Hamas. I'm done with this post. Have fun screenshotting it. I will take your water filter as a badge of honor. Oh, and for my longer posts you can replace the "u" in the tumblr url with a "p" and it will screenshot the whole post including replies and tags. Just want to make it easier for you to assassinate my character. Your boos mean nothing to me, for I have seen what makes you cheer. Rot. All of you.

BE NORMAL ABOUT JEWS SO I CAN GO BACK TO REBLOGGING PORN YOU RAT FUCKS

this is the best solidarity post

i hope you can go back to your porn soon

Born to reblog porn, forced to make solidarity posts

what have you done to Op people

your life is not an optimization problem

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

this person’s lack of shits known about history or this conflict is truly awe inspiring, but lemme address this real quick:

arab muslims began conquering the levant in 634 CE.

hamas says palestine is an islamic waqf:

and some more fun shit:

from an article on a site run by palestinian arabs, other arabs, and pro peace pro pal israelis. this uses only pro palestinian and palestinian sources btw

from the plo charter:

what did we learn? oh yes, palestinians are A R A B S and hamas, fatah, the plo, pij, pflp, etc etc are all links in one long PAN ARAB chain. the national palestinian identity was created for a reason.

so in conclusion…for arabs, it was never about “palestine” :)

also invading isnt returning to land your ancestors were displaced from by colonizers.

hope that helps.

Why is the mosque on top of the Temple?