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if horses werent called horses what do you think they should be called

quibbet /ˈkwɪ.bɪt/

from proto indo european *kswibʰ-éh₁-ti (to move quickly, stative form implying something moving quickly)

via proto brythonic *hwɨβid (to move)

spelling then latinized by roman empire to quibus, then frankified by norman invaders to quibbet

incredibly done my friend exactly the kind of thing i was hoping for

- my mother

the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen

ingredients: 1 grain of dust.

step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust

Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

Girlies giggling and gasping because they said their 'hear me out' was Gill from Finding Nemo, like

I'm so sorry, babygirl, but that's a hot fish. I know you thought you were being so controversial, but that is one of the most fuckable cartoon fish in existence. This is weaksauce.

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Closest match: Biomphalaria glabrata genome assembly, chromosome: 11

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please do not the snail.

please do not the me.

Switching to a slightly more zoomed out version of my avatar because the forced circular crop imposed by the latest dashboard update meant the image boundary was running right though the middle of my eyeball on the old one. Let's see if this works better.

Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Prokopetz

Is this any better?

Much worse 👍 !

How about now?

the eye of horus please, victoria

Third try's the charm?

Yeah, that seems to have done the trick. This one's perfect.

Well now I'm not doing it.

For the benefit of those who didn't see the thread live and are wondering what the fuck people are talking about, the three joke avatars folks were responding to are, in order of appearance:

... all taken from the following source image, as is my regular avatar:

it's so awful...

Giving it a little kiss.

I'm so confused about what is happening to your pfp on android within a single reblog chain...

There's a simple answer for that: the app fucking sucks.

Hm, so does this worsen or improve your plan for a randomly changing icon?

Switching to a slightly more zoomed out version of my avatar because the forced circular crop imposed by the latest dashboard update meant the image boundary was running right though the middle of my eyeball on the old one. Let's see if this works better.

Who are you and what have you done with our beloved Prokopetz

Is this any better?

Much worse 👍 !

How about now?

the eye of horus please, victoria

Third try's the charm?

Yeah, that seems to have done the trick. This one's perfect.

Well now I'm not doing it.

For the benefit of those who didn't see the thread live and are wondering what the fuck people are talking about, the three joke avatars folks were responding to are, in order of appearance:

... all taken from the following source image, as is my regular avatar:

it's so awful...

Giving it a little kiss.

I'm so confused about what is happening to your pfp on android within a single reblog chain...

There's a simple answer for that: the app fucking sucks.

so we watched Evangelion together in one sitting over Discord but I edited part of it without telling anyone

May 2014: Senator Bill Heffernan complains about the lack of metal detectors in parliament, tabling a pipe bomb he's brought with him as evidence

someone questioned the quality of the image and thought it might be AI and I'm here to confirm this is real

found sword in field

legality of found sword

why do swords glow black

top ten funniest simpsons moments

how to undo a curse

why is necromancy illegl

why is necromancy illegal

necromancer destroys druid in debate

current skeleton meta

zombies or skeletons for first time necromancer

top ten funniest simpsons moments

marge simpson r34

cheap phylactery

I read the news today, oh boy

wish i was a fish, no school no work no taxes no social obligations just swim swim

fish literally live in schools

okay one school