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i slurp soup

@slurps-soup / slurps-soup.tumblr.com

Your local soup deity.
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we have a new truncated decachoron.

Make it popular.

And now I present.

THE FACETED TRUNCATED ICOSIDODECAHEDRA

SPREAD IT FARTHER AND WIDER THAN THE TRUNCATED DECACHORON EVER WENT!

GO FORTH MY TROOPS!

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*slurps soup*

What in the hell is this.

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*slurps soup*

@walmart-the-official how many times do you have this queued??

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bold of you to assume I count instead of just mash buttons. Enjoy your soup.

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Eh, valid. Thanks. :D

*slurps soup*

#slurps soup
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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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@slurps-soup I think theyโ€™re talking abt u

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*slurps soup*

That is uncannily accurate. I must search for hidden cameras.

#slurps soup
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I made a very short ytp sort of thing (Iโ€™ve never done that before).

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Iโ€™VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG ย TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HEREโ€™S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH สฐสฐสฐ แดกแด€สŸษดแดœแด› AND GUESS WHAT Iโ€™M GONNA FUOUF Iโ€™M GONNA PIPP Iโ€™M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sสœ. แดฎแดฌแดฎสธ. Nฬดฬ”ฬ‰อœฬฆอ‰Oฬดอ†ฬ…ฬฝฬŒฬ™Wฬธฬพฬฬฃ ฬดอ€อ†ฬฒฬฬฅGฬถอ—ฬ›ฬนฬžฬกEฬทฬŽอŒฬขฬฉฬฐฬนTฬดฬ†ฬฟฬ…ฬšฬฒฬฌ ฬดอ„ฬพอŠฬอ“Oฬตอฬšอ‰Uฬทฬฟอ“อŽTฬธอ„ฬ„ฬ‘ฬฝฬ—ฬฎฬช ฬดฬฬŒฬ’ฬœฬ™ฬฏอ•Oฬตอ‹อฬ˜อœฬŸอœFฬตฬƒอ„ฬจ ฬทอ‹ฬŒฬฬฏMฬทฬฝอ’ฬชYฬตอ„ฬƒฬฬฏฬฒฬฒ ฬดฬ“อ•ฬ˜ฬžฬงFฬดอ—อ›อ‘ฬปUฬทฬ‹ฬอฬบฬฅCฬทอฬขKฬธอ†ฬฬ†ฬ†อ‰ฬชฬงฬญIฬทอ‘อ„ฬฬฑอ…อ‡ฬNฬทฬ…ฬŸGฬทฬอ•อ”ฬ— ฬตอ†ฬฅฬชฬ—Sฬทฬ“ฬอ„ฬผฬฐฬขIฬดฬšฬฟฬ‘อ•GฬดอƒอŠฬŠฬฌฬณHฬธอ‘ฬ ฬณฬฌTฬธฬ”ฬ…อŠฬ”ฬœฬœอ–ฬฉ THATโ€™S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

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SOUP ON THE MOON

@slurps-soup

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MOON SOUP

*slurps soup*

#slurps soup
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optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv
  • water
  • meat
  • vegetables
  • salt

this is soup.

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its too cold

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Gazpacho

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no tomatos in it

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there's at least one tomato in it

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can you prove that ?

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it is ๐Ÿฆ ly a very probable statement

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maybe ๐Ÿฆ are all the tomatoes ever thrown in the ocean, none left

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*slurps soup*

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shrimply? lobsterly? crustaceously? im so confused

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*slurps soup*

Perhaps shrimply as in simply.

#slurps soup
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Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

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No. No it won't. It will not get almost 10 times as many notes as my currently most noted post. I refuse. Also why have I already gotten a reblog that says this?? I currently have 5 notes on this post.

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It's way more than 0.02% cause I'M NOT GETTING 10K, I'll get a maximum of 100 notes on this post.

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Please I'm not ready to be world famous. Please no.

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Weโ€™re at 300 notes now oh god

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Investing at 350ish notes

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Gonna be funny when it just suddenly stops gaining notes now and your reblog is one of the last ones

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lmao 400 notes now

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It's still just 400, okay? That's still not even close to 10k. It's not reaching 10k ever. I've had other posts reach over 400 and they still don't have 10k, so neither will this one.

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sure thing buddy keep telling yourself that :3

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YEah I will cause it's true

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how is having 600 notes on this going?

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I made this post like a day ago at this rate it's gonna be at 10k in like 20 days. Please no

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depends how growth on this post is. if it's exponential growth, assuming at t = 0 there was 1 note, t = 1 is 1 day, solving 604 ^ t = 10,000 gives us t = 1.438.

10k is coming in less than half a day, if these calculations hold true.

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I mean I'd assume if anything it would start to go more slowly the longer time passes and this post is probably competely dying before I reach 10k. At least I hope so...

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Some roses are blue,

Some violets are red.

There are too many colors

That ought to be said.

The real world's complex

So let's let our love spread.

There are infinite hues

But too few in our head.

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I love this lmao

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woah that was fast

better blow this up then

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You say investing at 700 notes, but itโ€™s almost at 1500, how does that work??

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Please, this stopped gaining traction like 3 days ago, please let it stay that way, I donโ€™t wanna have to wake up with 99+ notifications again, please God no

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Heheheheโ€ฆ welcome to your worst nightmare

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If this post doesnโ€™t eventually get over 10k Iโ€™m gonna eat my own hat!

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You better start chewing cause the post has died out and it's not even close to 10k :D

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lol 2,000 is crazy hey @slurps-soup letโ€™s get the soup friends in on this and @maryland-no-rabies idk what gimmicks to add so could you add some please if you want not forcing either of u

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*slurps soup*

Reviving this. Hopefully.

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yES

*slurps soup enthusiastically*

WAIT I FORGOT TO READ YOUR URL FU-

@10k-notes-and-ill I hope you do not mind the summons but I believe you can help. (AND DONT CLICK ON THE LINKS)

#Reblogging again cause i watched you edit in real time & need a laugh#<- ha very ha
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