flimsy tart in a trance

one of the best comics of all time honestly

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

good for them!! but also i hope the scientists or the army or the mi6 don’t take away their miracle baby :/

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

build a bear? yeah i give my boyfriend his t shots i know how to build a bear

love unliking and reliking a post after mutual reblogs it from me #loveyou

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either

Yeah man,,,

lazy mornings

Their relationship isn't secret it's just private btw <3

Update from the man himself

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

He remains just as funny and weird on other platforms dw

By the way, the topic he was presenting was

‘Can I get an Honorary Degree if I Just Ask Really Nicely’

sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head