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No. 1 King Dedede Fan

@spookydetective

now about that deer i owed ya

callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

  • make my friend go there
  • make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

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momunofu-deactivated20150808

chillin on a Saturday night

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dadurl

Calm down jojo

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momunofu

youโ€™re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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sparkafterdark

You call that โ€œchillinโ€?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

ย sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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witchchad

get on my level boys

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sparkafterdark

Unfortunately to โ€œget on your levelโ€ Iโ€™d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

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sparkafterdark

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and Iโ€™d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I donโ€™t think itโ€™s possible to one up you

my mom is playin fuckn animal crossing in real life

she got this painting for $75 in an old case at an antique market shes been going to for years, and she thought it looks really beautiful, so she sent an email to a local art center to have it appraised

and now she has an art conservator in her emails making a plan to have her come bring it in to be appraised as a genuine Hokusai wood block print from over a hundred of years ago

thats so fucked up to me. my mom went fuckin shopping at Crazy Redd's

no joke, she got it at an antique market. but she didnt even buy the painting. she bought a bag that the painting was in, cuz she's an artist.

when she got home, the bag fell over, and the painting fell out. into the lap of an unsuspecting small town idaho girl (my ma) (that's how she described it).

movie shit.

UPDATE:

it was NOT AN ORIGINAL, but it is a 19th century reproduction.

so she's gonna keep it and have it restored, which means eventually IM going to inherit it, which is cool because i think it looks cool and would love to hang it in my home B^]

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