no.

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every day I wake up and choose violence

I will tolerate any treatment.

Like I watch TV alone sometimes, and I'll put up with anything.

I'll start watching some garbage TV show-

You know, I don't wanna name an actual TV show so let's just make one up; let's call it "Supernatural".

So I'll watch a season of "Supernatural" and I'll message the showrunners and I'll go, "Can I have some female characters, please?"

And they go, "No. It's bad for the show."

And I go, "Okaaay!"

And then I go to the bathroom.

And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, "Any updates?"

And they go "Yeah, we killed them off while you were in the bathroom. Because we hate you. Now take this queerbait that will never result in an actual relationship, go fetch!"

And I go, "Okaaay!" and I go over to the writers and go, "Can I have a queer relationship please?" and they go "NO!"

And I go, "Okaaay!"

And they go, "You"re a little gay girl, aren't you?"

And I go, "Nooo," and they go, "SAY IT!" and I go, โ€œI'm a little gay girl."

And then I go over to the good Supernatural actors, which is an oxymoron, and I go, "Can I please have a good ending to the series?" and they go "No! In fact, we're gonna frame you for murder, and you're gonna go to jail for thirty years!"

And I go, "Why are you doing this to me?!"

And they go, "Because we're Supernatural, and life is a fucking nightmare!"

But with my girlfriend, she would just be like, "Let's see if Schitt's Creek has any good representation."

So it's better.

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

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serial-unaliver-deactivated2024

it's your right as a pedestrian to cross the street whenever you feel like it

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the isu is afraid to legalize same-gender ice dance because the discipline would immediately become 95% f/f. what they donโ€™t understand is that this would increase the popularity of ice dance by 500000%

Anonymous asked:

You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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I cannot tell what you're trying to say to me but this is my favorite ask I've ever gotten. What

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broteampill-deactivated20200407

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I canโ€™t wake up and sayย โ€˜itโ€™s fridayโ€™ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and itโ€™s your fault

what it feels like losing another mutual to that 911 show where those guys havent even fucked yet

fun fact sometimes languages sound weird to u because they're not commonly spoken, and sometimes they're not commonly spoken because a concerted effort was made in the past to eradicate them from existence. so. maybe not something to play into.

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