I love this game.

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

the anxiety cat

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

Begging you to put the sound on

The contemporary queer insistence to call almost any lesbian who isn’t a 1950s housewife a butch is really ignoring how hot and incredible femme muscle girls are…

have you forgotten about her?!

femme muscle girls must be allowed to flourish

old gods are waking

idea:

was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

idk why this has been suddenly getting notes again but scytheguy says thank you

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd (cw *slight* flashing images)

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>

Vintage card - HMS Victoria, early 20th century

Source

Just wanted to share this with you

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

*touches ground* forg was here

people i'd like to know better tag game!

tagged by @endof-vanity thank uuu ^-^

last song: ... everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears

favourite colour: green!!!! :DD

last book: last book i properly finished was the name of the rose by umberto eco :'] i have my fingers in too many others

last movie: megalopolis! it was shit <3

last tv show: nbc's hannibal in 2021 LMAO but i am watching amc's the terror. or trying to

sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury!! i would say spice if i was better at it </3

relationship status: single >.<

last thing i googled: 50bc attalus. lol. and a directory for a mall at the same time

current obsession: m...my catie,,,, self explanatory i don't have to justify myself. also monks. reading a monklove book,,,

looking forward to: going out with my friends this sunday! maybe going overseas next june! yippee :3

tagging: @quia-nominor--leo @enlitment @monksexualizer @xxmarvelouslifexx @courtjester69420 if you'd like to doooo itttt <3

People I'd like to know better tag game!

thanks Xuan for tagging me! ✨Just the kind of distraction I crave in these trying times ((exams))

last song: Discipline by Nine Inch Nails (maybe my subconscious is telling me that I need to work on mine?)

favourite colour: Black or purple

last book: How to Be a Bad Emperor by Josiah Osgood (feat. Suetonius). Just a quick read I picked up for fun and because I like the cover. I will read The Twelve Caesars properly at some point!

last movie: Conclave! It had everything. Stellar soundtrack. Religious symbolism. Scheming. Men in silly outfits. <- this is me subtly trying to get all my mutuals to go see it because I know you will enjoy it as much as I did!

last tv show: HBO's Rome... needed to pause though because my mind is elsewhere rn. I need to savour it properly.

sweet/spicy/savoury: depends on the mood! A tie between savoury and sweet.

relationship status: single by choice. someone's choice, anyway.

last thing i googled: hegemonic femininity for my essay + when the café round the corner closes. haha. that time of the year.

current obsession: still French Revolution and the Age of Enlightenment & Ancient Rome of course! Also may have a new one though... in the similar ballpark... with possible thesis potential

looking forward to: flying home for Christmas & seeing my family and friends again! Also being done with assignments because. Need energy to read for fun again. Be more active on Tumblr. I miss it!!

tagging: @trzepotttt @theghostofbean @chaotic-history @tunathena @icedteacatfish if you feel like it ^^

thank you @enlitment for tagging me!!! <3

last song: it's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwhish by mcr

favourite color: burgundy or red in general. and navy blue

last book: things have gotten worse since we last spoke by eric larocca. im only halfway through so i cant really tell if it's actually good or is the "2000s lesbian early internet thrilleromance" aspect of the book clouding my judgement. that being said, im enjoying it so far, and i also really liked you've lost a lot of blood by the same author so i guess i could recommend it

last movie: im not really a movie person and i literally cant remember the last movie ive seen. i mostly rewatch the same 5 over and over again. im gonna rewatch cindarellas story this weekend tho if that counts

last show: my little pony :>

sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet snd bitter

relationship status: onesided pining :<

last thing i googled: ao3 (duh)

current obsession: frev and mcr, as always. im currently getting into class of 09 as well. i also follow the croakerverse religiously. and im generally keen on early internet culture

looking forward to: seeing my friends tommorow after a week of fighting with pneumonia <3

no pressure tags: @nobodynotbymitski @ernycek @18thcenturythirsttrap @elis-corner @mayabread

pressure tag: @fromarabellawithlove

thanks for the tag!

last song: menhera janai mon! by isana ft. hatsune miku and otomachi una

fave colour: blue or purple (atp it might be like ten different things)

last book: left hand of darkness by ursula k. le guin for class technically but its the second or third time i read that book i love it so much

last movie: planet terror (2007) or goblin (2020) cant remeber which one we watched last (planet terror is so good)

last show: house md (my friends are forcing me to watch it save me from this hell)

sweet/spicy/savoury: spicy probably

relationship status: single i am too scared of people for this shit

last thing i googled: jann

current obsession: jann. when i tell you i am unwell. also back on my my immortal bullshit and woodkid. i do try to follow other stuff but my brain works in mysterious ways.

looking forward to: finals being over so i can go back to writing my silly little brainrot

Thanks for tagging me!

Last song: Moon Halo by 茶理理, TetraCalyx and Hanser (because of course it's Moon Halo)

Favorite color: black and gold. I never wear those but I love them anyway

Last book: Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao

Last movie: Anastasia

Last show: Neon Genesis Evangelion (this is @heemskerck 's fault)

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

Relationship status: single, like prev I am also too scared of people for this shit

Last thing I googled: savannah cat F4 (I needed a design for the warrior cat Hi3 AU)

Current obsession: the Hoyo games. Obviously. Just look at my blog.

Looking forward to: seeing my friends again, I haven't met up with anyone in a while.

hiya, thanks for tagging me :D

Last song: Tears of Gold

Favorite color: any shade of purple, pale yellow.

Last book: Twisted Truths

Last movie: Moana 2 (I give it a solid 6/10)

Last show: Lego Monkie Kid

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Relationship status: single because I cannot create coherent sentences with the person I like rn

Last thing I googled: “do humans want peace” (was for an English assignment)

Current obsession: drawing and making HSR and WUWA edits

Looking forward to: Christmas, actually. I plan on (aka attempting to) making gingerbread cookies and some lavender lattes if possible. oh yeah and going to the moma tomorrow

and I’m just gonna tag some moots, these are just off the top of my head so no pressure :D

@ninadove @universaln0b0dy @dixidin @whimsical-demises @lesbiansforhenryclerval @sparklephrenic

THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME YAAYY

yippee !! first time doing one of these !!!

ヾ(*´・∀・)ﾉヾ(・∀・`*)ﾉ

Last song: Enter Sandman by Metallica

Favorite Color: honestly like…. i heavily fw any muted colors. they’re just not as loud as their brighter counterparts if that makes sense???

Last Book: “They Both Die at the End” by Adam Silvera. shed a tear or two ｡ﾟヽ(ﾟ´Д｀)ﾉﾟ｡ (can’t say i didn’t expect the end but like)

Last Movie: Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Would recommend !!

Last Show: The Office. Im a TOTAL Office superfan

Sweet / Spicy / Savory: Depends on my mood… but usually savory ⁽˙³˙⁾

Relationship Status: Single and will probably stay that way for a while. definitely not upset tho

Last Thing I Googled: the tim plush coming out (side note dude i’m SO EXCITEDDDD)

Current Obsession: Marble Hornets. since November of last year actually ( ¨̮ )

Looking Forward To: ..the tim plush coming out

every1 i’m tagging O_O

@ciitor @r0tt1ng-c0rps3-69 @imsogayyippee @jaymerrickscamera @bannanaterracottapie @twokeysonelock @st4rzzl0verr

Last song: Last autumn/where is your boy - FOB

Fav color: ALL OF THEMMMM

Last book: Death note, 7

Last movie: Lord of the rings (idk which one lolz)

Last show: MY LITTLE PONY X3

Sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet >:]

Relationship: Taken by a fine ass Demiboy <3

Last thing I googled: Gerard way (I'm mentally ill :P)

Current obsession: MUSIC. LOTS OF MUSIC.

Looking forward to...: Sleeping :3

thank you!!!

last song: nails for breakfast, tacks for snacks -p!atd

fav colour: enjoying pink currently!!!!

last book: i. genuinely cannot remember

last movie: jennifer’s body

last show: house md

sweet/spicy/savoury: currently savoury

relationship: i have a lovely bf

last thing i googled: uh. “beatles fanfic wattpad” i was trying to find my bfs fic he won’t show me

current obsession: moviesssss

looking forward to: my first winter break!

last song: Bizzaro by $uicideboy$

fav color: pink, yellow, blue and red

last book: american psycho

last movie: home alone 2

last show: arrested development

sweet/spicy/savory: yes.

relationship: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!

last thing i googled: gay emo porn :3

current obsession: my boyfrienddddd

looking forward to: SEEING MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

last song: Meth - self deception

fav color: YELLOW!!

last book: All three dune books in one week it was crazy.

last movie: Chicago

last show: deathnote

sweet/spicy/savory: savory

relationship: MARRIED TO @silent-dreadlock

last thing googled: "why are eyebrows"

current obsession: dressing cunty

looking forward to: the end of health😔💔

last song: ...bulletproof heart .mcr

favourite colour: PINKKK!!!!:DD

last book: Brahm strokers Dracula 😼😼

last movie:little miss sunshine(ITS MY FAVORITE MOVIR EVRER J LOVE IT SOOO MUCH)

last tv show: supernatural I’m only on season one but it’s so good

sweet/spicy/savoury: sweet nom nom nom

relationship status: single 😔

last thing i googled: “death proof cast”

current obsession: metal family and mcr 😝

looking forward to: Christmas and school musical 😝😝😝

tagging: @rebelrobinrules1984 @imabookloverandafangirl

thanks @wormxd for the tag!

Last song: mayday - three days grace

Favourite color: blue💙

Last book: Radio silence by Alice Oseman

Last movie: I think was Avatar

Last TV show: These days I was watching a a tv show that my dad is obsessed with but I don't remember the name. It's not like I understand much about it, but it's full of betrayals, divorces, people getting shot, etc.

Sweet/spicy/savoury: mmmh, i think savoury

Relationship status: happily single

Last thing i googled: Charles Darwin (for a school homework)

current obsession: mcr (obviously!!!) and heartstopper

Looking forward to: Christmas holidays (tomorrow is the last day!)

no pressure tags: @mor-benis @roughbuddy @zzombiegrrrl @pizza-cake-house

@jessiicaxsa @twomanyfandomshelp @lavender1217 @loosewatchyouworktheroom

@ketchup-is-green @svitomustdie @twocupsoforange-juice

Thanks for the tag!

Last Song: Would You Fall In Love With Me Again from Epic the Ithaca Saga (AHHHHH OH MY GOD THE ITHACA SAGA IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CRIED SO MUCH DURING THE LISTENING PARTY BUT THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT JORGE IS A GENUIS AND I’M SO HAPPY WE GOT TO HEAR THE END BUT SO SAD IT’S OVER BUT I KNOW THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING)

Sorry about that

Favorite Color: Pink 🩷

Last Book: No One Can Know I Don’t Like Sex: An Aromantic-Asexual Humor Comic by AKHTS (aka @/bloggingboutburgers)

Last Movie: Red One

Last TV Show: Pop Culture Jeopardy (didn’t know that was a thing until the other night, pretty fun, me and my family are definitely better at it than regular Jeopardy)

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Sweet

Relationship Status: In a Queer Platonic Relationship

Last Thing I Googled: Who is the richest man in the world (it says Jeff Bezos, but then when you google how much he makes it’s like 200 billion something and then Elon Musk makes like 400 billion so I think my Siri is just wrong)

Current Obsession: Epic the Musical, Wildlife SMP, and Impossible Minecraft SMP

Looking Forward To: Going to Florida to see my family for the week after Christmas (the 27th to the 31st) and getting to see my partner on Friday before my family leaves for Florida!

@sushis-mylifeee @ivys-garden @thekingofworems @the-stars-are-ineffable @kingofdandelions @sushi1056 @nyx-of-darkness-1620 @aaronofithaca05 @theghostnamedspecter @rubbercrowy @imobsessedwiththeatre @donutsalami @azoperoa @theylovewinnie @rosegoldenatlas @chaoticrei @moutainrusing @cherrytea556 @harley-the-pancake @thatstevenuniversegay @forest-city @chaotic-agender @alphabetical-az @janru-writer @fallenrain40 @shamelesswolfstarshipper @jarondont @magicalmyths @a-fucking-tornado @poppitron360 @neilarissa @theoneandonlypatches @theconfusedbookshrimp @shellywith2ls @yourlocalbadgerscales @g0blinm0d3 @stargazing-with-friends @nyx-taylors-version @lezberrycake @codexnuminous @little-goblin-in-the-forest @whimsicalwordsmith53 @spiderboi-parker @nyyx-xoxx @scarletbeast + anyone else who wants to join in!

Thanks for the tag!

Last Song: Would You Fall In Love With Me Again from Epic the Musical, I was in the Stream and then fell asleep after it ended

Favorite Color: Blue. Que han vertido en ti cien pueblos de Algeciras a Estambul, para que pintes de azul sus largos noches de invierno. That has been poured over you by 100 peoples from Algeciras to Instambul, so may you paint blue, thier long winter nights

Last Book: The ILLIAD, I got yesterday and I'm so HAPPY!

Last Movie: The Count of Montecristo

Last TV Show: Don't remember hehe

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory and also acid (boquerones my beloved)

Relationship Status: Single with excellent friends!, because of choice.

Last Thing I Googled: Mycenean palatial architecture

Current Obsession: The Epic Cycle and whatever I can grab of Greek mythos, Stellar navigation and orchids as always.

Looking Forward To: Ending January finals, and summer, plus a trip to the north of my country with uni, but mostly?, May-June, want to have a great summer! Thanks so much for the tag so without further ado, TAG TIME >:D :@jarondont, @iroissleepdeprived, @nikoisme, @perroulisses,@poshgirlsstuff, @katerinaaqu @incorrecthomer, @dootznbootz, @nyx-of-darkness-1620, @sunshines-child, @random-krab, @ironspdr6700, @fangirlofallthefanthings, @twomanyfandomshelp, @thehighpaladin, @the-decapoddecapod, @myblacknightworld, @simugeuge, @itszorrito67, @incorrectatlas @tunguszka20

people i'd like to know better tag game!

tagged by @aaronofithaca05 o7 LES GOOOO

last song: Pink Pony Club (Bardcore cover)

favourite colour: Yellow

last book: Final Fantasy - On The Way To A Smile (Attempting to work through the Odyssey currently)

last movie: Kiki's Delivery Service

last tv show: Search For Wondla!

sweet/spicy/savoury: Savoury, but I have such a weakness for spicy

relationship status: Single

last thing i googled: Tales Of Vesperia Artbook (Only the collectors ones exist, breaks my heart)

current obsession: A little between obsessions, but had a big ol resurgence of interest for Detroit Become Human and my art studies

looking forward to: Finally getting back to streaming again next year!

tagging: @peptalkrobodt @graveyardshiftcryptid @dumpsterdived @fizzysound GIMME YER SECRETS (or don't, these are always optional)

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

Thinking of redesigning odysseus

GIGGLING

Oh he's beautiful