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i am one in morbillion

@mor-benis / mor-benis.tumblr.com

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i forgot i was supposed to do an intro
name: not even totally sure if we're being honest pronouns: they/ze/ey kinsey scale: bisexual, transmasc genderqueer age:16 aesthetics (trying anyway 😞): emo/punk/a little bit grunge and a little bit goth favorite bands/artists: mcr, leathermouth, the used (im embarrassed about it too), noah kahan, frank iero, gerard way favorite genres: emo, post-hardcore punk, emoviolence, screamo, midwest emo, pop punk interests/current hyperfixations: vampires, poetry, philosophy, painting, music & band lore, cryptids/SCP if i had an animal band: it would be a hardcore punk band comprised of a black fox on bass, a bat on drums, and freaky little slimy amorphous sea creatures filling in the rest. we would have an army of fuzz pedals

My less whiney version of the why you shouldn't send me asks for donations:

  • I am a minor and do not have control of my own finances
  • I do not have any digital finances like venmo (I also just don't have money in general)
  • Because I have nothing to contribute, these asks rot in my inbox
  • While I am okay with the content of these messages, others may not be-- you never know who (or how) these messages could affect. I would like to be mindful of potential mental effects that seeing these posts unwarned could bring.
  • (Yes, I know these are the struggles you must deal with every day and no, it is not fair. Still, it does not erase this concern.)
  • These asks can become quite aggressive, both in content and volume. I understand this is a necessity to retain attention, but it is still not something I am comfortable with.

I am vehemently pro-Gaza, never mistake that. Still, this is my boundary and I ask you respect it. I wish there was more I could do to help.

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which mutual am i? ask game

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@vector-oh-yeah @shroombloom248 @whizzerbrowngoinndown @aceofspades42 @ang3l0fde4th4ndd0gs 

@lil-gay-tism-boi @the-octopus-queer @sqweeek @aroaceautist @eyeofnewtt 

@kaydeneatsboys @aaaaaa-musical-trash @orphanedgal @hahawhatsorry @moldy-guacamole 

@whimsicalsock @wearingpants @reggie-black-fangirl47 @homoerotic-dental-care @thearoacescout 

@lschmo11 @ebbetii @ineffable-mess @mcshizzle-the-fire-boy @justagremlinoncaffeine 

@fortisseto @torispringismywife @1trashmouth1 @brokenheartedhalo @faafogirly

@poormissgoldberg @residentoddity @crowwolf8 @hyperfixated-on-musicals @a-leg-of-lambb

@that1transmasc @andrewrannellsboyfriend @eloose @the-marvin-trilogy-personified @everydayknifeday

@cordeliacanbake @sashathegirl @playitprettygoaheadandpetmykitty @jacobzboy @stargazin-on-mars

@gone-in-the-woods @intelligent-rice @vscogirlpusheen @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @sunfiltersthroughwillowleaves

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ASDFGHASFDEG OMG THANK UUU <333

ur orchid, tangerine, basil, seafoam, lilac

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orchid, breeze, seafoam, & viridian !!!

@evilrobertsmith (im tagging u back also i like ur new pfp) @digiblueslush @crushed-up-syringes @sisigull @re3xxer @spironight @m1lkywaymikey @wormzyzz + ANYBODY ELSE (no pressure <333)

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breeze and lilac!

@rebelrobinrules1984 @playgroundeyes @rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it + open tag cuz i do not have time to be on tumblr and think of who to tag (im supposed to be doing hw 🙏)

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orchid lilac and breeze!!

@mor-benis @mayhaps-im-yoicked @meltedwaxwingsneverfly @mapletree100 @shesasaint +anyone else bc i’m bad at remembering names :3

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#tag game
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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

  • the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
  • taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
  • at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
  • 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
  • it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
  • it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
  • you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
  • young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
  • there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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How Mexicans feel about duendes too.

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True. Most Irish people, as Norwegians do with Trolls, will happily let the 'fairies' be a thing to make tours for tourists and idle threats to make children behave. Most Irish people will have a very normal and mature explanation of fairies as a common folk mythology that expresses some dimension of Irish culture but are not, obviously, to be taken literally.

And most Irish people, if you ask them to move a stone from a fairy circle will immoveably, flatly respond with 'absolutely fucking not'.

Construction projects have had to halt and be abandoned for it.

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At work me and a couple coworkers (black, white, and mexican) had a fun discussion on whether there are more ghosts at a hospital or a cemetery.

everyone individually took a moment to specify that ghosts probably aren't REAL real. then weighed in on where and why.

for the record my position was that there's probably way more ghosts in hospitals because that's where people die horribly, but since you can only see ghosts in dark, solitary conditions, graveyards at night is where the majority of ghost sightings occur. hospitals are usually well lit and busy, so even if they're crammed with ghosts the living are too damn busy to see them. meanwhile if a cemetery has even one ghost that followed her corpse there from the hospital, she'll be spotted because that's where all the ghost hunters go to look.

this theory was received as extremely sensible, and a coworker drew the conclusion that that's why abandoned hospitals are even scarier than graveyards. once the place gets abandoned then you can tell how much ghosts got built up.

we all liked this explanation a lot and explained it to everyone else all night. and of course, none of us believe in ghosts.

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Disenchantment of the world is never complete, and never will be

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Disenchantment of

the world is never complete,

and never will be

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Which fandom man are you?

haha thank you for the tag @wannabelilybriscoe! what a fun way to be exposed in public

I mean yeah... that checks out. not sure about the tumblr girlies, but I can live in hope :')

np tags: @livinginsunnyhell @a-pine-cone @moonymoom and anyone else who hasn't already done this and would like to!

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sorry this took me a bit got logged out of tumblr

bwah

@marblesmind @alexisnotstraight @imabookloverandafangirl @chrissyhoffmannwtf

#mentally ill core
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are you uncomfortable from your hands being dry? if you apply lotion, you can instead be uncomfortable with how greasy they are now. Subscribe for more tips!

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I’m every one in this

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MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

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It’s back!

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I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

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I just needed this again.

#btw adam sandler made a move just like this its called i now pronounce you chuck and larry#but its worse#much worse#and tila tequila is in it
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𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐀𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝!! ♡︎ ( 𝐀 𝐃𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐟 𝐆𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐱𝐲 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐤𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐲 )

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