Literally Only Thinking About Good Omens

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?

if agamemnon has 0 haters i’m dead

Angler - Alexander Anthony Mar

I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

they are its just like a platypus situation

There's so much more.

i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”

and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”

Not the washington post asking the white house for a comment

The White House’s silence speaks volumes

For April Fools' Day, Tumblr deleted every post on the site and all that was left were a bunch of text posts talking about people being literally trapped in the site.

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

maybe my favorite part of the pitt is how it addresses implicit biases in medicine and society. a south asian woman doctor recognizes a black woman patient has sickle cell after she's been mistreated by the paramedics. a doctor with an autistic sister is able to help a patient on the spectrum after another doctor is dismissive. one doctor challenges another over whether she fat shamed a patient, and if that bias hindered her judgment. a doctor confronts her older, male boss about prioritizing the safety of a teenage boy who's made threatening comments to girls, rather than the girls who may be harmed. a handsome white male asshole doctor who's been a resident for four years is stealing drugs, and the young woman asshole doctor is the one who realizes it (they've both acted like jerks, but shockingly he gets more leeway from viewers). idk man it's just nice to see actual wrestling with the intersection of misogyny, racism, fatphobia, and other issues in the medical profession. also the doctors are hot

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

My personal favourite:

official linguistics post

I often comment on how blockbusters seem to be relying on Z-tier hallmark movie screenwriters lately and I guess the reason for this is maybe that the minecraft movie was like a sort of Normandy landing for screenwriters

From the leaked pre-vfx minecraft cut:

Modern Seinfeld episode where George accidentally wanders into the arbitration for screenwriting credit for the minecraft movie and manages to argue his way into fourth billing without writing anything

My partner’s dad asked if there were “mbta trainspotters” and I had the gall to say no

Nothing gets past them

yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr