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@triluvial

Call me Tril, I'm here for all the x reader fics that I love. 2nd blog so I can’t follow. I'm over 21.
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y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

In my weak defense I’m in a lot of smaller or old fandoms and you take what you get. Also i don’t usually use the exclude option and i love when the crack is treated seriously.

so uh… i have nothing to say for myself

IM WHEEZING PLS THE CALLOUT DIDNT NEED TO BE THIS BAD

um. well. fuck.

tagging (no pressure): @whirlybirbs @lovenona @triluvial and whoever wants to join

Thank you for tagging me!!

I have some other thoughts here….

  • A lot of these checks I had the immediate reaction of "uh, not really" and then immediately thought of a specific fic I love that incorporated it. If I only counted stuff I currently and regularly look up my number would be A LOT smaller.
  • Fuck yes. Bonus points for one fully clothed and the other fully nude. Completely forgot how much I love this trope.
  • I feel I deserve extra credit here:
  • Idk what this is supposed to be but I clicked it.
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Bittersweet

Inspired by the song "Too Sweet" by Hozier

Feyd- Rautha x Lady Reader Tag List

Summary: As the Na-Baron's proposed bride, you were simply too sweet for him and his bitter being. You were too innocent and pure to be tainted by the blood-stained hands of the Harkonnen heir.

Warnings: Sunshine x Grumpy Trope, Mature, 18+, P in V sex, Unprotected Sex, Oral Sex (F receiving), Fingering, Overstimulation, ¿Slight Rejection?, ¿Softer Feyd-Rauth?, Not Proofread

Word Count: 4,607

They say you were of great beauty and good breading, all things needed in a wife. Feyd-Rautha never sought out a love match; all he needed was a wife whose womb was suitable for taking his seed and producing his heirs. He saw meeting you as a dire chore, having to travel to your planet and seek out and court the girl whose task could be reduced to a simple broodmare. Feyd-Rautha grimaced at the bright sun on your home planet, a planet that resembled ancient Earth before it ultimately met its demise. Your father, the duke, stood with his duchess to greet and welcome him. He turned to your mother, a small fake smile on her lips as she was trying hard not to let her distaste show as she saw the man who they planned to marry her daughter too. Sickly pale and hairless, far from the standard of beauty your planet had. 

Reader: Hello Na-baron. Shall we talk about what our respective houses would bring to a marriage alliance? Feyd: The Harkonnen house boasts a network of spies spanning the entire known galaxy, helmed by the heir to the barony. Reader: ...interesting, Na-baron. My house is famed for our gold mines. I, personally, love to watch the sun rise over the mines and see the mountains glitter. It's my favorite thing to do. Feyd: Oh, I know.

Anyone else get a little frustrated when a fic tagged as x reader is actually an x Original Character fic?

Like I get that there's a bit of a spectrum between a bland* Y/N for ease of projection and a brand new character, but if the "Reader" character: has a name, is described physically in incredible detail, as well as having a really distinct personality then I feel like that's an OC.

*Quick note: I know usually that saying a character is bland is a criticism but I actually feel like in the case of x reader fics I feel like it's really a key part of the artform.
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There are whispers, stirrings.

There are rumours that Arrakis' control - for so long solidified in the pearlescent hands of the Harkonnen family - was wavering. That the emperor was already seeking out a replacement family.

Their first hint of this was Duke Leto reaching out and flat out telling them that the emperor had offered his family control over Arrakis and the entire imperial spice trade. While the Baron pretended very, very hard that this wasn't information that was blindsiding the entire family, Leto went onto explain that he didn't want to move off of safe, plentiful Caladan while the mother of his children was so, profoundly pregnant. Duke Leto doesn't want to start any shit with the Harkonnens either, so he wants them to hear the truth from him even though "I'm sure you're up to your ears in reports from your network of spies."

There was no network of spies. Who tf would risk their lives for a house that would be twice as likely to kill them themselves? Baron Vladimir successfully pretends otherwise for the rest of the video call.

However, that gives the Baron an idea of how to proceed. They can't trust the Atreides on their words, but they cannot ignore such a serious warning.

However, it would all be too suspicious - if the risk of losing the control of spice was real - for random Geidi Prime natives to show up at the Emperors home. He had a truthsayer, and they couldn't exactly blend into a crowd. But there was a better plan, they would join with a different house, one friendly with the Emperor and be invited alongside them to the Emperor's side. It would be an insult for the Bene Gesserit assistant to the crown to start questioning the staff of a beloved guest.

So Feyd joined a small battalion. Not even as the leader, though he could hear the other men shifting in anxiety whenever he sighed in a specific way over the general's decisions. And they were sent to bring that month's trading products from Pallosan III to Geidi Prime.

Feyd and his team arrive late on purpose. The ruling family had no choice but to offer to let them stay the night. They humbly accept, feigning the quiet servitude that Harkonnen servants are famous for.

Under the cover of darkness, they fake a break in. They fake an assassination attempt. Then the eight, perfectly normal Harkonnen servants fight off the attackers before the citadel's alarms are even raised.

Reader's family is overjoyed. Baron Harkonnen is even more overjoyed to receive and approve their request for the eight 'heroes' to stay on Pallosan Three until the reason and origin of the assassination attempt is found and eliminated. Vladimir is so glad that his people could be of use to such dear, treasured allies, and if his heir had been there Feyd could have probably fought off the assassins single handedly, but it's good that the relatively unskilled fighters managed on their own.

This bolsters the Harkonnen reputation, not only is their noble family incredibly dangerous but even normal servants sent to transport food are more skilled than most family's trained guards.

Feyd knew this would be a long mission. He'd never done anything like this, but a Harkonnen had to be present to make hard decisions and he was the least-recognisable of the three ruling members of the family.

Three weeks later there's a real break in. It probably wasn't an assassination attempt but as he is the only one alive when the guards and royal family come running in after the alarms go off, Feyd can tell whatever story he wants.

Later that day, the youngest princess comes and brings Feyd a drawing of him in thanks. He's monstrously tall, towering over a terrible depiction of the citadel. The sun is black, apparently the only thing the child knew about Geidi Prime.

Feyd looks over the shoulder of the child at where her older sister was standing. Then he feigns being moved by the drawing. He's rewarded by two smiles, one gap-toothed and the other as beautiful as the dawn. He feels his stomach flip awkwardly. He folds up the drawing and puts it inside his armour.

"You made her day, you know." Princess Irulan's closest friend says, sitting next to Feyd as he sharpens his sword later that afternoon. "She's right now bugging our captain of the guards so that he'll teach her swords so she can be a Harkonnen when she grows up."

"Uh..." Feyd manages.

"Of course, that's not how it works, but she's young." She allows, and she's sitting close enough that Feyd can tell her dress isn't just solid blue but actually embroidered in the same colour with shiny silk thread. "You're an amazing warrior, the Baron said only his na-Baron was skilled enough to fight an assassination team alone but you were barely sweating."

Reader runs a hand down his bare arm, as if to demonstrate where the sweat would be. Feyd has had sex with his harpies on his balcony, where any citizen could look up at them. Yet, somehow this makes him feel more exposed.

"I have to leave the citadel tomorrow and I know it's during the time that you normally train but I wanted to ask if you, or some of your friends would accompany me for safety. I cannot order you as you are all just guests here, but with two attempts on my life I am a little frightened." Reader either smooths her dress down, or wipes her sweaty palms on her skirt - Feyd isn't sure which.

"You know my training schedule?" Feyd asks, a grin on his face. He'd never seen her watching him train with his men but from the maroon flush on her cheeks he was now sure that she had.

Reader looks down, embarrassed. And that's when Feyd remembers he is not the Harkonnen heir right now, able to flirt and propose to any highborn woman he sets his heart on. He's a lowly servant and may as well be an earthworm pining after Shai-Hulud.

This is going to end in tears.

He agrees to go.

Ok this was supposed to be a quick idea where Feyd had to pretend to be a commoner while spying on Reader and her family, and Princess Reader fell for him while thinking they could never be together but the uhhhh political thriller explanation for why he was spying got a little out of hand. That's my bad. (also Political powerhouse Reader is maybe my fave trope atm as evidenced by 1, 2, 3 and now 4)

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nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

I tagged everyone I could remember off the top of my head but there's a fair chance I missed you because I have the braincells of a drunk goldfish 😭 whatever it is if you're an author who writes for ANY fandom please know that you're a blessing to us all and we adore you 💕💕

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Thank you for all of the FF authors out there! We love you all ❤️

Shoutout to some of my favorite authors: @kitten4sannie @nateezfics @bro-atz @honeyhotteoks @hongtiddiez @byuntrash101 @sanjoongie @holybibly @k-hotchoisan @hongthoven

brb while i go sob-

THANK YOU BRO ILY HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVS 😈‼️

and of course, there are sososo many other amazing authors out there, so i dedicate this to them too!

can't believe i was tagged twice it means so much to me to have my works considered ❣️❣️

ofc for writing i had to thank the person who most likely don't know inspired me to write which is @latte-fairytaekwoon whose work i still binge to this day. after being so long on tumblr, i have accumulated constant reads and so i'm thanking and tagging all these blogs for constantly providing quality binge worthy works esp to me personally :

first of all, thank you so much for tagging me. it's an honor to be tagged amongst all this amazing writers! im beyond grateful. 🥹 it means the world to me knowing that you think my work is worth recommending. 🩷 and of course the tag goes right back at you! it’s so amazing to know such a great author enjoys my work! 😌

to all the writers!!! you are doing gods work! thank you for providing us with great content, your works are truly appreciated!

couldn’t forget about this lovely souls @adelusionforyourthoughts @freyaphoria @bombuni @daisykihannie ! thank you for the amazing texts/reactions that never fail to make me smile!

you all are amazing!!!

I should thank these people properly. I was still half-awake a while ago.

Thank you !! Thank you guys so much for mentioning me. It felt honestly amazing and its like the burden of not being able to reach that level of being a good author. 💕🤍

and many more of my fav authors out there. I promise, I have love all of you and thank you for being great authors with amazing imaginations. You guys are the reason of my writers pace and forever will be. I swear. My whole gratitude for showing your endless support.

and many more of my fav authors! I love you all !!

these mentions have me feeling very overwhelmed in the best way,, to know that my work pops up in anyone’s mind means so very much to me esp in the minds of very talented authors <33 it’s a joy to know that somebody enjoys my silly lil fics <3 thank you so much for the love and support 🥹❣️ brb gonna go cry nowww,, but not before i mention some of my own favorite writers:

please never forget how incredibly talented and amazing you all are. it takes quite a lot to create entire worlds and stories out of nothing and that should be celebrated and admired to the highest degree!! you all contribute to my happiness and the comfort that i seek on the regular and it helps keep me sane and pushing thru life so from the bottom of my heart: thank you <333333

im actually weeping rn, i feel so honoured to be mentioned on this 🥹🥹 thank u so much, i feel so validated rn (also, right back at you alyssa <33) anyways, here are my favs (and obviously im gonna have forgotten some because of my struggling brain cell but anyway, here's everyone i can think of now):

@eightmakesonebraincell @sorryimananti-romantic @0bticeo @houserautha @therealblondebucky @ghost-guard-13 @honeyhotteoks @skzdarlings @hongism @onlyseokmins @atzfilm

i know i've tagged some authors i haven't interacted with a lot but this is just me hollering from the rooftops how much i love you're writing don't mind me but actually, it takes so much effort and perserverance and struggle to be a writer, but also so much creativity and time and honestly i'm so in awe because you guys are writing stuff that i come back to time and time again to reread and it just doesn't get old. i think it's beautiful that i get to read stuff from people all over the world and i just freaking love all your prose ajdsuifgo

boo!!!! i'm weeping, i feel so honoured dkdjzbzbzbz <33

tbh i don't interact much with other writers asides from you but by god, if some of their works didn't make my jaw drop. shoutout to you all, your hard work has fundamentally changed me as a writer and a person!

(hope it's okay if i tag you even if we've never talked before, if not pls lmk ^^;)

tagging @kpopnstarwars because dammit she deserves to be here too. the feyd rautha girlies and kpop girlies thank you for ur service. *salutes*

@amusingmusie (aka the best hh alastor ff writer i know, it has human alastor, an incredibly relatable reader insert/oc, historical accuracy, engaging plot and killer tension)

@fatesundress (aka the best tom riddle ff writer. no really, for the love that used to be there broke my little heart in pieces)

@triluvial (aka the queen of feyd-rautha concepts and ideas and and and your brilliant mind has me hollering every time)

@ddarker-dreams (has probably dissected chrollo lucilfer's mind at some point. or is chrollo lucilfer himself writing the best. the absolute best chrollo reader inserts ive ever seen.)

@suguwu (the prose. oh my god, the prose. terribly sorry for never sending asks to show my undying appreciation, my mind's been a blank ever since maw and erosion)

@lovenona (the prose!!!! the pirate AU!!!! the odyssey references!!! chapter 2 of the odyssey has been living on my mind rent free since 2021!!! (yes, tis I, the LRE anon))

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I do not remember what my missing Feyd ideas were......and my mind is BLANK. Anyone else have Feyd thoughts??

Well I have thoughts abou dirty imagines with Feyd and Margot. Like, after the box test, he breaks from her control, kisses her gently, than wildly. She is surprised, a bit reluctant at first, but changes mind and s*x him hardcore after he pinnes her to floor 🫦

Ok so my response got too long for the comments. I never really thought about Feyd x Margot content (a devastating oversight i know). Margot isn't just a Bene Gesserit. She's the Bene Gesserit. This woman has dedicated every aspect of her life to the Bene Gesserit cause, the golden path, the creation of the kwisatz haderach. She married a man who also deeply believes in the cause.

This woman is not used to making her own choices or doing things for her own pleasure so the idea that she's carried out her mission and Feyd is interested in her just for herself.

You know that little bald guy is using The Box as a sex toy.

Imagine being a freman captured by feyd and just as you’re on the cusp of stockholm syndrome he spits on you. To him he’s just degrading you but you see it as an honor he’s giving you his water…

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oh I love this. I feel like to fall into this the Reader has to be primed for it.

Like the Fremen seem to live in fairly small groups (aside from the deep south) so if Reader came from a bigger family then their romantic options may be severely limited. Reader, feeling lonely and longing to leave their small settlement just to find romance would be a great start for this AU.

Then when Feyd captures her, she knows he's probably going to be tortured and killed or turned into a slave. She may have read books and heard stories of dark lovers being soft for their one true love but she's not an idiot, she's under no illusions this will happen to her.

But then the first few weeks pass and Reader is unharmed. She's not tortured or raped and doesn't even see the face of any person other than Feyd.

Feyd is likely thinking he'll keep Reader like an exotic pet - the last of her kind once he razes Arrakis to dust - as he torments her with news of Fremen death. (Paul's rebellion is taking way longer ig)

Unintentionally, he's training Reader bit by bit to be totally dependant on him. He brings her food and water when he visits every second day so the relief of hunger and thirst becomes inescapably entwined with Feyd's presence. As he is literally the only other person she sees, he becomes the only thing she can think about, the only thing she ever dreams about.

This is when the spitting scene occurs. It's a declaration of love. Reader's thrilled. She swallows. Feyd begins to spend more and more of his time just thinking about Reader because no one ever reacted that positively to him just behaving however he wanted (this would probably work best if the Harpies weren't allowed to come with him, were killed right after he arrived on Dune or never existed in the first place).

Childish dreams of an Out-Worlder sweeping Reader off her feet and away from her inescapable family and into a life of dramatic romance begin to be mapped onto Feyd's face as Reader spends most of her time alone in the darkness of her cell.

Until I'm thinking Gurney and some Fremen scouts break into the Arrakeen palace for an assassination attempt and while they're there, they free Reader against Paul's orders (Hey, she has a big family at least two of them are on the team). She's ok with leaving until she learns they want to assassinate Feyd. The Harkonnen tactics advanced so much upon his arrival they think they can win if they take him out. Reader knocks them out from behind. This is how Feyd find her. Surrounded by the unconscious bodies of her would-be rescuers.

I couldn't pick an ending here so here's both:

  1. Feyd tests Reader by "accidentally" letting her take one of his swords. She uses it to kill the scouting team to protect him. He proposes with the idea of stringing her along and seeing what else he could make her do for him before locking her up again. However, the horror that his fiancée evokes in the Bene Gesserit makes him so happy he decides to drag it out longer. Then, she tells him about the deep-south holdouts and stops him from relaxing when all the northern Fremen are seemingly dead he has to keep her on his arm a little longer. Then she wins a sparring match against him so he has to keep her around until he can soundly beat her, take everything she can teach him and turn it against her. Before he knows it they've been engaged for a year and there's legitimate wedding planning happening. He still wouldn't call it love but it might be as close as he gets. Reader still loves it when he spits on her.
  2. Feyd gets Reader to fake a break-out and helps her move the unconscious rescuers out a secret escape. When they wake up she claims Feyd found them but she killed him and dragged them all to freedom. She's his spy on the inside and with the confidence of Feyd's supposed assassination Paul and the other Fremen will be overconfident. This would probably culminate in Feyd winning the knife fight against Paul and then saying, "You did perfectly, sweetheart." And Reader bolting like an Olympian into his still bloody arms.

I am about to cry. Approximately five feyd x reader posts I posted on my phone are just....gone. I have assume something went wrong when I posted them.

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