normal man behaving normally in this grocery store

baking with my mama

made me really happy so i drew them....

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

The one thing men in the 1700s did right was have long hair they tie back into a low ponytail with a little ribbon and also have a few stray strands at the front. Almost everything else they did that century was inexcusable though

it's always "for god's sake what are you doing" and "why did you peel back all the wallpaper" and never How was the creeping The creeping looked fun was it fun

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

The United States is the great Satan.

Repost from AJ+

“When our grandchildren ask what we did during the genocide in Gaza, I’ll say I refused.”

"Ella Keidar Greenberg is in jail for refusing to serve in the Israeli army, a decision she announced publicly outside the military recruitment center. She’s currently being held in solitary confinement, according to Mesarvot, an organization that supports conscientious objectors. AJ+ spoke to her before her detention."

Sept. 1937 - Minnesota man at the bar on a Saturday night.

shoutout to the guy who ran for "class president" (not a real role at this school) in 7th grade and just put up posters everywhere about how he would bring steam powered rail back. no other policy. hope you're doing well.

i don't wanna hear about how the stock market sharted unless & until they're jumping out of windows onto wall street & splatting like it's 1929

when there's a newspaper article that has a quote from the sanitation guy who scrapes the bodies, send it to me. else speak not of line go up & down

Girls making petrol bombs during the Battle of the Bogside, Ireland, 1969