Happy March 32nd, everyone!

you can only reblog this once a year

Meow mama it’s March 32nd :3

Wooo mammy have a toppin’ March 32nd countryfolks

Woah mama March 32nd. Crazy

Grr mama hooray it’s March 32nd

Woah father, I should probably get on the Elvis list, shouldn’t I? @elvis-resercher-official Could you help with that?

@elvis-unofficial @elvis-hell @barbara-gunnhelvis @death-elvis-official @miniature-elvis @elvis-compressedly @elvis-purresley-official @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @transfem-elvis @transmasc-elvis @nonbinary-elvis @elvish--presley @dwarvish-presley @italian-elvis-unofficial @italian-elvis @italian-elvis-official I think that’s all the ones I can remember off the top of my head…

Woah papa you look different to the other elvii

Woah father, I’m descended from a line cursed by the gods.

Grr papa me too

Roar mama, I exist now flappina flappina

wooo mammy @elvis-resercher-official have you seen this one hummina potatoes hummina

Grr mama a fierce little Elvis friend! Welcome to the pack, @dragon-elvis

WOAH MAMA, I HAVE ALREADY ACCIDENTALLY REBLOGGED SOMETHING TO THIS ACCOUNT NOT MY MAIN ONE. FIXED NOW. WHOOPSIES.

Woah father, it happens to the best of us.

WOAH MAMA, "WOAH FATHER"? YOU ARE NOT MY DAUGHTER

Woah father, but I could be your father. There’s open space at the House of the Hearth, you know.

WOAH MAMA, I AM AFRAID I FAR PREDATE YOU AND HAVE NO FATHER

Woah father, I have colleagues like that.

WOAH MAMA, AS DO I

Woah father, do your colleagues also suffer from a 500 year old curse inflicted by the gods? Or are your colleagues themselves gods?

YOU KNOW, TERRY PRATCHETT NEVER REALLY CLEARED THAT UP, HUH-HUH

Grr mama. Like, what the fuck.

Phwoah dads, congrats to everyone who predicted the phregnancy reveal!

phwoah mama im the phaby

Phwoah dads, congrats on your birth! It’s a miracle you made it being born 9 months prematurely, phummina phummina. Or are you posting from Phil’s womb?

im in the phwomb

Phwoah phama you're barely old enough to show up on me

Phwoah dads, you guys sound an awful lot like Elvii. I wish I had remembered to add an Elvis option to the poll now phummina phummina. Maybe the phaby will be an Elvis?

Grr papa the Phaby smells like an Elvis

WOAH MAMA, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Woah mama, greetings, friend.

@elvis-resercher-official @emo-presley @elvis-unofficial @catboy-presley @catgirl-presley @miniature-elvis @elvis-compressedly @phannie-elvis @snailvis @ all of y’all who I can’t remember right now. New friend!!!!

Meow Mama new elvii spotted where is that elvis-detector blog

Grr mama it’s a new Elvis! Welcome to the pack, @death-elvis-official

Wooo mammy thats a neat squishmallow

Grr mama that’s one cute stuffie. I wonder if a stitch Elvis will ever appear

Woah mama! I don't even know how many of us there are!

Meow mama I think the Elvis researcher guy said there was 46 of us :3

Grr mama we are multiplying rapidly

Woah mama mia we're-a like rabbits

Grr mama I suppose many of our fellow elvii are known for their specialties in hip thrusts so I guess that comparison makes sense u-huh u-huh

Meow Mama I made a cake for trans visibility day. *starts handing out slices to the elvisverse*

Mod Presley here! Yes, Elvis did actually make this. It's breakfast for him

Swim mama imma just *crams the entire thing in my mouth*

woah pa- I MEANT woah mama i wanted a slice :c

Don't worry I have extra

Wow Ma'am did you make a cake imitator too? We like to join the party for trans folk Uh-huh-huh

Cake for all elvii and allies and trans people!

Wow Ma'am I love being trans and imitating Elvis it's like drag for Vegas fans, UH-HUH-HUH.

Meow mama I love trans cake :3

(and trans people ofc :3)

Grr mama I and my mod really appreciate this happy trans day of visibility hummina hummina

Mod Presley here! It's trans visibility day!! Let's get the Elvii gathered for the seance circle used to summon the eldritch horror that brings everyone gender euphoria! Tag some elvii and share away!

✨️ Linking some resources ✨️

Meow Mamas/Papas/Gremlins I love trans people. They are so valid.

Tagging @transmasc-elvis and @transfem-elvis and @nonbinary-elvis and @emo-presley to kick things off

woah people this is some awesome stuff here

@gay-elvis @scary-elvis @pelvis-presley @elvis-unofficial @elvis-parsley-chiapet spread the gospel my elvii

Woah mama, transgenderism? Sign me up!

@miniature-elvis @mii-elvis @yelserp-sivle @elvis-official-impersonator

!sthgir sivlE era sthgir snarT

Wooo mammy/pappy/countrypeople top o’ the mornin’ to trans people today and every day hummina hummina

@elvis-parsley-official @shark-presley @phannie-elvis

Grr mama this is some very supportive and helpful stuff and I’m sure my mod appreciates it

Woah mama! I don't even know how many of us there are!

Meow mama I think the Elvis researcher guy said there was 46 of us :3

Grr mama we are multiplying rapidly

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

You may call yourself the Elvis exterminator, but by using the identification phrase “woah mama”; the most commonly recognized call of the Elvis, you have identified yourself as an Elvis. You have become the very thing you sought to destroy

According to my science, you are an Elvis @elvis-exterminator and Elvii don’t kill other Elvii. Looks like you’re out of a job

Grr mama he is a traitor to his own kind

Watch out various different Elvi, I’m coming for you

CAN I REQUEST AN ELVI TO BE-A EXTERMINATED

……. Who

@italian-elvis-unofficial

IT IS NOT CAT GIRL PRESLEY APPROVED TO OFF OTHER ELVII

WE ARE ENDANGERED

GRR PAPA DO NOT ATTACK OTHER MEMBERS OF THE ELVII PACK THAT IS AGAINST OUR CODE

Meow mama, it’s another cat Elvis

Mod color is blue, Catboy Elvis is plain text

I wanted to join the Elvii community ‘cause it looks fun, so I’m here now. The concept of this blog was heavily inspired by @catgirl-presley

Excited to join the Elvii community!

MEOW PAPAS ITS LONG LOST CATBOY TWIN

@emo-presley @gay-elvis found another one to chuck into the family

Grr mama more animalistic Presleys!! Welcome to the pack!!

@elvis-resercher-official we got another one!!

@mouseelvis @emo-presley @elvis-parsley-chiapet @werewolfelvis @phannie-elvis @catgirl-presley @elvis-compressedly @elvis-official-impersonator @gen-z-elvis @eagle-elvis @transmasc-elvis @elvis-unofficial @nonbinary-elvis @miniature-elvis @pelvis-presley @scary-elvis @transfem-elvis @elvis-official

Your probably wondering why I gathered you all here today...I want you all to fight to the death to see which Elvis comes out on top/j

(WHY DO THEY KEEP APPEARING???)

woah mama the elvis ecosystem is a peaceful one im not going to fight my fellow elvii especially not my adopted child catgirl elvis

Sorry, it was a joke my bad chat 😞😞😞

it's okay we could have an elvis party instead we can even invite you huh-huh

Grr mama that’s okay, you should come to the Elvis party it’ll be a rockin time hummina hummina bring some snacks

Grr mama another carnivorous Elvis? Welcome to the pack!