my commissions are open! if any of this needs clarification feel free to ask! :D
i felt kinda mean writing that last part but i’ve seen too many people think a fully shaded fullbody should cost like 20 bucks it’s crazy
my email: strawberryflowerz@proton.me
every single photo I see of Kirby, the baby Asian elephant born at Houston Zoo, is absolutely killing me
this thing is so delightful. i love it.
I look upon this weird little freak (affectionate) and am immediately reminded of this post:
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Yall the point is that sex toys need to be in a sex store not a pharmacy. Also five year olds these days can in fact read, three year olds these days can read I work in a daycare I have seen it. And why would there be a sex toy AISLE in a PHARMACY in a DRUG STORE?? I’m so??? Sex toys don’t belong in drug stores.
I grew up in pennsylvania, which has pretty stringent liquor laws, so it was absolutely wild to me the first time I walked into a grocery store in california and they had ALCOHOL. RIGHT THERE. NEXT TO THE FOOD. I was shooketh, may I tell you! Alcohol belongs in The Alcohol Store! Why would you treat it as something you can just… purchase! With money and an ID! RIGHT THERE IN PUBLIC! How was anyone not worried that kids might… reach out and TOUCH a bottle!!
I got over it.
Anyway drugstores (in the US) also dispense birth control medications and viagra, sell tampons, antifungals, condoms, and all manner of hygiene products incl. douching kits. Makes perfect sense to me that they’d also sell sex toys. They’ve got everything else you’d put on your junk.
Eh, five year olds can read, but they’re unlikely to be squirrelly about things unless the grown-up in question models squirrelly-ness.
Like, if I had been out shopping seven years ago, it would have gone like this.
Kiddo: For … her … peas …
Me: It says “for her pleasure” but that’s just for adults.
Kiddo: Can I have a lollipop? Can we both have lollipops? I’m bored.
Me: We will pick up the lollipops on our way out at the checkout. Can you tell Mama what’s next on the list?
Kiddo: … Cog soup?
Me: Good guess! Cough syrup. And no, I don’t know why gh says f in this particular case, letters do weird things. Let’s go.… cog soup.
#pharmacies are selling sex toys because they sell sexual health items#the fact that they don’t have to be coy about it is a good thing as it denotes a huge advancement in our collective social maturity#which i am not about to have taken away by people who can’t be bothered to explain things to their children#did you pop them out expecting to never have to think through what you’re saying to them?#skill issue
Pharmacies sell hemorrhoid cream and condoms and suppositories and douches and wart treatments and breast pumps and lube and birth control and waxing strips and laxatives and rectal thermometers. Your kid is three feet tall and doesn’t know shit and wouldn’t notice anything if you didn’t make a damn big deal over it. Stop pretending this is about protecting kids and say what you actually mean, which is, “I don’t think strangers should easily masturbate”, an insane statement and a bizarre thing to care about
Dear Tumblr souls, you beautiful, strange humans—
you laugh through the pain,
you turn sadness into soft, glowing aesthetics,
you post memes in the darkest hours,
and somehow, your hearts remain warm.
When you feel someone is hurting,
you become shelter—an open hand, asking for nothing in return.
I’m not asking for pity, but right now… I need you.
I’m Kareman from Gaza 🇵🇸🌸.
*This painting was drawn by my friend Zara ❤️
I’m trying to get through what life threw at me—with an open heart ,We were displaced ,There was bombing everywhere—loud, close, terrifying ,We fled with nothing but our lives.😞💔
Our dreams have changed ,We no longer dream of tomorrow— ,our dream today… is simply to eat.
My son, Hamoud🥹, asks me, “Mama, when is dinner?”
And sometimes… I have no answer.
That kind of pain shouldn’t exist in a mother’s heart😭.
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Thank you, deeply.🌸"
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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
I want everyone who’s unearthed this after 5 years to reblog it and say “lmao me” to know that getting divorced from this person was one of the best decisions of my life
URGENT HELP 🚨
Hello dears, it’s Ola, I write to you today in the most difficult circumstances I have ever faced in my life, circumstances that have become unbearable. Life has been harsh on us in ways we never expected, and we are now unable to provide for even the most basic needs, such as food, water, and everything essential for survival. Prices have skyrocketed in an unimaginable way, and we are left powerless against this harsh reality.💔
Since I started my campaign, I have placed all my hopes and dreams in it to improve my life and my family’s life. I hoped we would find a helping hand, that we would feel there are people who care for us. I am deeply grateful to everyone who has helped us in the past, and to those who will support us today. You are our only hope.🥺
But today, I need you more than ever, more than any moment I’ve gone through. I need your help, your love, and your compassionate hearts. We are going through an incredibly tough time, and mercy only comes from hearts like yours. Please, your feeling for us is the only hope left. We have nothing but your prayers and support.
If you read my story, perhaps you would understand that it was never expected for me to be in this situation, begging for help from others. Life can be cruel at times, but there are still compassionate hearts that can light our way and change our fate.
Please, read my story, feel for me and my family, because we are truly in desperate need of your help. Please don’t abandon us, because if we don’t find hope in you, we don’t know where we will turn. I may not have many followers on my blog (due to my original blog being deleted), but I believe in you, I believe in your help, and I believe in your sharing of this post, which could change our lives. 🙏🥺
My opportunity for internet access is very limited, so please, share this message as widely as possible. Be the shadow that saves me and my family.
Please donate and share 💔
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“unlikable protagonist” and it’s just a woman who’s a regular human being with flaws
hi guyse… i have a ych open for animated things like this
info is here https://toyhou.se/32421164.bouncespin-ych-open
tldr it’s $18 for one, $20 for both of the same character, $33 for two of different characters and +$5 for complex designs
edit i’m evil and i reduced the prices to $15 for one, $17 for both of the same character, $25 for two of different characters and still +$5 for complex designs
you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”
and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”
YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME. NO NO THIS IS TOO FUNNY,
Circle avatars were a mistake
Yeah. Who even has an avatar that makes sense in a circle? It’s just a waste of space!
screenshot to maintain the punchline since it’s still going around