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Favorite films

  • Dick Tracy
  • Asteroid City
  • Turbo Kid
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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  • Galaxy Warriors

    ★★★½

  • Lieutenant Jangles

    ★★★★

  • Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein

    ★★★★

  • Yojimbo

    ★★★★

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  • Galaxy Warriors

    Galaxy Warriors

    ★★★½

    In many ways, this is the opposite of Princess Warrior which used scifi trappings as an excuse to be sleazy without ever actually having much story.

    This movie uses sleazy trappings to tell a scifi story without ever actually being especially sleazy. There's no nudity or any real exploitation. There are a lot of crop tops and leather pants, and it is ultimately a women in prison film, and somehow it's significantly less sleazy than all of those thing would…

  • Lieutenant Jangles

    Lieutenant Jangles

    ★★★★

    > Take care of yourself, my friend.

    > No.

    An 80s throwback Australian buddy cop action comedy shot on a budget of approximately $12,000 AUD, which translates to roughly 8k USD, released in may of 2019.

    It's currently available on VHS from Lunchmeat, bluray, and 4k UHD. I personally believe it looks best on VHS, and that watching it 4k would be a waste of everyone's time, but I also believe that VHS is the future.

    It's ambitious. It's goofy. It's shockingly…

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  • Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein

    Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet Frankenstein

    ★★★★

    Lon Chaney makes this picture.

    It's Abbot and Costello through and through, but The Werewolf makes it something else.

  • Mahakaal

    Mahakaal

    ★★★★★

    This is, essentially, "Nightmare on Elm Street: The Musical: In India". Your enjoyment of the film will then hinge not on how well this film succeeds as "Nightmare on Elm Street: The Musical: In India" but on how much you want to see "Nightmare on Elm Street: The Musical: In India"

    If you think you might enjoy this movie, you'll probably love it more than you're expecting to. If you think it sounds like a ridiculous waste of time, you'll…