Awesome martial arts, disastrous pacing. Man do I love it when a movie like this knows exactly what to sacrifice.
Why do I get tired so early now
Awesome martial arts, disastrous pacing. Man do I love it when a movie like this knows exactly what to sacrifice.
Why do I get tired so early now
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
HA-U-SU. I would so eagerly watch House again, and not as a joke. This is not a movie that’s so bad it’s good, yet it manages to capture that same tone while legitimately being fantastic. Some of the effects are goofy but never completely unsolicited; I was always laughing with the movie, reveling in its good-naturedness. On the other end of the spectrum, House has also got some scenes that are shockingly creative and awesome, side-stepping the cringy nature of…