Awesome martial arts, disastrous pacing. Man do I love it when a movie like this knows exactly what to sacrifice.
Why do I get tired so early now
Awesome martial arts, disastrous pacing. Man do I love it when a movie like this knows exactly what to sacrifice.
Why do I get tired so early now
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
HA-U-SU. I would so eagerly watch House again, and not as a joke. This is not a movie that’s so bad it’s good, yet it manages to capture that same tone while legitimately being fantastic. Some of the effects are goofy but never completely unsolicited; I was always laughing with the movie, reveling in its good-naturedness. On the other end of the spectrum, House has also got some scenes that are shockingly creative and awesome, side-stepping the cringy nature of…
You know, I’ve wondered for a while now if some of my more passionate movie opinions are too weird or bizarre to even be called reviews. When excitedly looking through other ratings on the movies I love, it slowly dawns on me that perhaps I’m alone in my thoughts; rarely do I read a review that is not my own on this site and connect with it. It’s a dismaying feeling that my raving may inevitably fall on deaf ears,…