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  The Monkey 2025

  ½ Added 1

  the only thing that made this movie more insufferable and disgusting than it already was was the person watching porn on full blast in the theater.

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  Opus 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  many of yall would fall for the selvedge denim john malchovich cult

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Added

  went to see this barcelona, thought the movie would be subtitled but was dubbed in spanish so i had to simultaneously pirate and watch the movie on my phone with headphones to understand the dialogue but the spanish version was really loud and the music would play really loud too so i got overwhelmed. had the theater to myself so i took off my socks and shoes. great movie, very sexy.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Added 1

  loved that they kept everything about orlock’s character the exact same except for a giant bushy mustache. who made that call

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