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bigbadbick

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  • Jurassic Park
  • King Kong
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

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  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★★

  • RoboCop

    ★★★★½

  • I Know What You Did Last Summer

    ★★½

  • Hoosiers

    ★★★½

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  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★★

    Paul WS Anderson took a look at the lore of the Resident Evil games and said "This is all stupid. Let's make it about what if scientists gave my hot wife super powers instead." You kind of have to respect it.

    Generally, storytelling involves events following logically from one another, or from the characters' actions, but Anderson et al sort of eschew all that in favour of things just happening that are, at least in theory, sick as hell.

    Mike Epps is in a completely different movie from the rest of the cast, and clearly having a lot more fun for it.

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★½

    Jesus Murphy. Zero fat on these bones. In and out in 90 minutes. There’s a cop. He dies. Now he’s a robot. Now he kills the bad guys. No Surf Dracula, this.

    Can you imagine a terrible future where corporate oligarchs have wormed their way into control of public institutions? Terrifying, but at least it’s just a far out science fictional scenario!

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  • Van Helsing

    Van Helsing

    ★★★★

    Every single actor understood exactly what kind of movie they were in. They were all different movies, but they were all exactly right.

  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★★★

    I haven’t seen this movie yet, but each day, we stray further from God’s light, and I think this movie demonstrates that as clearly as anything.

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