Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  The baby creepers bought this rating

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  Creed III 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 02 Mar 2025

  “Let go of whatever was, and walk into what is.”

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Horny vampyre decides to take a page from his bestie Mercutio’s book and unleash a plague on multiple houses unless he gets his dick wet. Chaos ensues.

  But really though, immaculate cinematography and direction the whole way. The underlying and overt dread oozing from every scene, coupled with some of the best acting of the year was wonderful. Lily-Rose Depp is a legit star and deserves all her dead lilacs for this one.

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  Hot Frosty 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Dec 2024

  Just like Gladiator 2, there were two separate movies in this one. Neither worked, but it all makes sense because “it’s Christmas”

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