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  Song of Love 1954

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Mar 2021

  straw as phallus
  cigarette as phallus
  gun as phallus

  phallus as phallus

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  Chicago Police Parade 1896

  ★½ Watched 13 Mar 2021

  The most pork I've ever seen in one place at one time.

Popular reviews

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  My Little Pony: Equestria Girls - Rainbow Rocks 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2014 1

  Sunset Shimmer is the best girl.

  Come at me.

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  Bone Tomahawk 2015

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2016

  The sick bastard in me loves the last act.

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