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Copshop 2021
“The man bun... You look like Tom Cruise in that samurai picture nobody watched.”
This movie had a super artsy, dorky and self-aware first 3/4’s of the film. It was very enjoyable. However, it hit the corny gas pedal and decided that 5 slo-mo scenes in the span of one gun fight was interesting for audiences. Sadly it seemed to drop what made it interesting and took an unnecessary corny and predictable turn. The first 3/4’s were a 4/5, but the last 30 min killed the movie’s mojo. Anthony Lamb had the best lines and carried the movie from the second he took the stage.
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Conclave 2024
“Ambition the moth of holiness.”
I was pleasantly surprised with how much I enjoyed this one. The politics, the ideological camps among the cardinals, and the race to the top were all incredibly entertaining. The pinch of humor included throughout the film was just enough—not too much, and not too little. The music score was also fantastic, and the cast was incredible.
I did, however, have some issues. I obviously know that this is a movie, so it’s made to…
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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
Has anyone gone to see a famous star athlete in the latter years of their career? It’s the same human who did incredible things in their career, but now are just a shell of their former selves, but they keep playing because of money and/or they love the game. While it’s technically cool to see them in person, it’s a bit sad to watch, leaving you to say “please retire. It’s over. But I’m thankful for the memories.” This was…
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The Creator 2023
I'll start this review with a rant, then I'll get into what I liked.
As I said when I saw "Godzilla Vs. Kong," I think I can say that I fully agree with the villain in this movie (except for their willingness to take human lives in collateral damage—that’s definitely a no no). I thought the "big bad American" villain was beyond predictable, and I find it overused and boring. If there was an AI robot that can shut down…
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