Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  So I Married an Axe Murderer 1993

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  HEED

  I miss comfy 90s films (and Phil Hartman 😔)

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  Mute Witness 1995

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  God, what a film. Criminally unappreciated, but Mute Witness ticks all the boxes for me. Sure, it’s got De Palma’s influence all over it, but that’s fine, because it boasts great characters, solid camerawork, some hilarity and blood-pumping chase sequences. Plus, it’s a tight 90-minutes AND Alec Guinness briefly makes an appearance. 

  On a side note, I think the poster does the film no favours whatsoever, but go check it out already.

Popular reviews

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  Alien from the Darkness 1997

  ★ Added 1

  Received this as a Christmas gift from an uncle when I was a teenager. Imagine my surprise when I played this on Christmas day, having no clue that it was tentacle hentai.

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  The Pit and the Pendulum 1961

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Deserves nothing less than four stars for having used over 20 GALLONS of cobwebs.

  (I sure hope those spiders were paid fairly.)