Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Swordfish 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2024

  "You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Dec 2021

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  With the MCU on a bit of a backslide lately with the Abysmal Eternals and Disney+ shows that are less about the title characters, it is good to see a shining star in Marvel Studios' collaboration with Sony bringing us Spider-Man: No Way Home. This is just a great film all around: it keeps you engaged, makes you feel a wide array of emotion, is packed with action, knows when to hit you with comedy, and throws a few…

Recent reviews

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  Body Double 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Yep, you can definitely see the Hitchcock inspiration.

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  Barefoot 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Evan Rachel Wood is just precious in this. On the other hand, Scott Speedman's character is practically a garbage person. They try to use her to redeem him, it doesn't work for me; I did like the movie though.

Popular reviews

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  Less Than Human 2017

  ★★★ Watched 11 Oct 2021

  Gay zombies are people too!

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  That was some really good body horror! The film manages to be both very gruesome and sexy. The ending went over-the-top a bit, but I was all in for it.