Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I do the Orlok voice all the time now. I talk to my cat like him.

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Jan 2023

  Rewatched this and I liked it a lot better the second time around. A stacked roster of actors I love, some nice attention to detail and it moves along at a good pace. I work in a pretty fancy restaurant and the clientele used to consistently ask me my thoughts on this movie. Now they just ask about The Bear.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Jul 2023

  “When I found out the patriarchy wasn’t about horses I wasn’t as interested anymore.”

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Nov 2024

  Tough wank.

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