Yardley Boys? More like, a classic coming of age story directed by my good buddy!
Yeah, I’m a bit biased when it comes to the Yardley Boys, but despite that I can confidently say that Yardley Boys is a charming film that stands on its own.
So let’s start with what I loved about Yardley Boys. I gotta say, it’s starts off with a pretty awesome opening title sequence. When the title card hit, and the titular Yardley Boys started…
Dog Man goes so hard. Is it simple? Yeah, I suppose, but Dog Man has a fun and surprisingly heartfelt story with a lightning pace. And you know what? I was laughing along the whole time. There were so many great gags throughout this movie that had me snickering in my seat. Yeah, I’m glad I decided to see this on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Dog Man Forever ✊
Haunting score: ✅
Amazing cast of imperfect characters: ✅
Outstanding cinematography: ✅
Great premise: ✅
Themes that, although a bit on the nose, are impactful: ✅
A pervasive sense of anxiety accompanied by occasional moments of familial levity: ✅
Giving us teases of the aliens and saving the full reveal until the very end: ✅
Signs is criminally underrated, and an easy 5/5
Camp Blood? More like Camp 3-D rendered horrors beyond our comprehension!
This was amazing. The bizarre animation and line delivery ensures that everything about this movie is surreal.
Also, this is borderline pornographic. I just know whoever made this was cranking their hog to these naked 3D models in precarious situations.
But I suppose that’s all part of the charm, right? Well anyway, this was a blast, sketchy intentions aside. What’s not to love about horrible 3D clowns running around with pirate swords and Skyrim axes?
