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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Anything for Bob.

  This was okay, but 2+ hrs of Mark Ruffalo’s Trump voice was just a liiiiitle 🤏 too much.

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★★½ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025

  This is a spooky Lifetime movie. 

  Tonight tested the hypothesis that movies are better at the theater. I did not care for this the first time I watched it at home via streaming service. Definitely much more entertaining on the big screen with crowd reactions.

Popular reviews

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  Black Holes: The Edge of All We Know 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jun 2021

  Look. Here’s where I’m at emotionally today: I cried looking at a picture of a black hole that I’ve seen like 50 times before.

  There is something so vastly comforting in knowing that there’s more to be discovered in the universe, and something vastly satisfying in seeing these astrophysicists succeed. Even though a lot of this is now, “old news,” it is exciting to see people excited about their work. 

  Sure, I failed math 301 and had to take it…

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  Double Team 1997

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Jul 2018 3

  When the opening credits are in label maker font don’t you know you’re in for a doozie. I literally don’t have the brain capacity to formulate any kind of coherent review of this movie so here is just the insane shit I was documenting while watching:

  Offense gets the glory, but defense wins the game. 
  
  
  If you want to dance, ask nicely. 
  
  
  You break it you bought it. 
  
  
  He’s like a snake, you look at him in the eyes he…