I’m painting myself blue for Avatar: Fire and Ash. In theaters December 19, 2025.
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The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024
A miracle that this got to the big screen at all and the world is all the better for it. Abound with love and endless creativity. Some of the biggest laughs I’ve had in the cinema all year.
What it really gets right above all else is the sheer amount of innuendos spread throughout.
Go see this. It’s a blast and deserves to make a buck. Show Warner Bros what they’re losing out on.
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Black Christmas 1974
There’s so much I could rant about with this film, but it’s 2 AM and I need to sleep. Adored this so much on a second go around. Never even came close to nodding off during this midnight screening. We had the perfect audience for this showing. A whole new side of the film’s comedy opened up to me.
Those phone calls are some of the most disturbing things put to screen.
The audio match cuts scattered throughout the flick are so indicative of the film’s balance of comedy and horror. Fucking perfect. One of my favorite prints I’ve seen all year.
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Nosferatu 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
At its best when it digs into the psychosexual nature of Nosferatu and Ellen's sexual repression. Dafoe, Corrin, Hoult, and Ineson beautifully chew up the scenery. A beautiful use of shadow and darkness.
I think it’s the same issue I have with The Northman…the Skarsgård. He just lacks the intrigue that actors like Kinski, Schreck, Dafoe, and Oldman brought to the part before him. Despite the much longer runtime, Orlok isn’t given any time to become more than a name…
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