Ryan Smith

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I’m painting myself blue for Avatar: Fire and Ash. In theaters December 19, 2025.

Favorite films

  • Marie Antoinette
  • Wayne's World
  • Sleepless in Seattle
  • Little Women

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★½

  • The Fugitive

    ★★★★★

  • High Flying Bird

    ★★★★½

  • Kimi

    ★★★★½

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★½

    A miracle that this got to the big screen at all and the world is all the better for it. Abound with love and endless creativity. Some of the biggest laughs I’ve had in the cinema all year.

    What it really gets right above all else is the sheer amount of innuendos spread throughout. 

    Go see this. It’s a blast and deserves to make a buck. Show Warner Bros what they’re losing out on.

  • The Fugitive

    The Fugitive

    ★★★★★

    They killed my wife. 

    I know, Richard.

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★★

    There’s so much I could rant about with this film, but it’s 2 AM and I need to sleep. Adored this so much on a second go around. Never even came close to nodding off during this midnight screening. We had the perfect audience for this showing. A whole new side of the film’s comedy opened up to me. 

    Those phone calls are some of the most disturbing things put to screen. 

    The audio match cuts scattered throughout the flick are so indicative of the film’s balance of comedy and horror. Fucking perfect. One of my favorite prints I’ve seen all year.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.