Robjob

Robjob

I am to film criticism what Daniel Day-Lewis is to acting

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • The Terminator
  • Decision to Leave

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  • In the Loop

    ★★★½

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    ★★★★½

  • Inside Llewyn Davis

    ★★★★½

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  • In the Loop

    In the Loop

    ★★★½

    Well, if you want to try and turn this into some anti-war protest, expect to hear your "mountain of conflict" sound bite everywhere, from ringtones to, fucking, a dance mix on YouTube, and I will marshal all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide.

    I think it's beautiful that Malcolm Tucker doesn't know what Star Wars is but he's watched Eraserhead. This movie is basically Dr. Strangelove for people who know who Ant and Dec are.

    Don't ever call me fucking English again.

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★★

    An epic confrontation between the guy from Fortnite and the guy from Mortal Kombat.

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  • Trap

    Trap

    ★★★★

    Saw this in a mostly packed cinema, by the time the third act started half of the room was in love with the film and the other half were getting increasingly more frustrated with it, good stuff as always Mr. Shyamalan.

  • Juror #2

    Juror #2

    ★★★½

    Was looking forward to this one quite a bit and I thought it was great. Maybe a tad too long and does slightly lose steam towards the end, but the actual final 10 minutes or so were mostly great. All the performances were strong, there wasn't a weak link among the cast, and Nicholas Hoult especially was fantastic. I've never really been sold on him in other things, but he's undeniably the best part here. Kiefer Sutherland! He's in this! Absolutely delightful to see him, wish he was in it more.

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