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Ne Zha 2 2025
yup! that's the good shit
the West needs more shellfish warrior autocannibalism, pee-drinking jokes, and Dragon Ball JoJo fight sequences with millions of characters onscreen
the main symbol of the bad guys is the eagle sigil on the back of a US dollar bill lol. an ugly-cute little demon boy turns into a teenage xiaohongshu influencer at the drop of some plot-necessitated trauma, and in the midst of ora-ora-ora-ing the villain with his newly sprouted extra arms, accuses said antagonist…
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Saturday Night 2024
Cooper Hoffman in a stairwell: "Come on, Lorne Michaels! Give it up! You'll NEVER make 'Saturday Night Live!' You're a FOOL for trying!"
Gabriel LaBelle in sideburns: "Oh yeah?! What if I'm actually the smartest guy to ever live?? Ever consider THAT??"
Gets an extra half-star for a few decent impressions
(edit: honestly, I would watch a cheaper version of this that Michaels DIDN'T sign off on, where they just shit on him the entire time. "boy, Lorne fucked this…
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Megalopolis 2024
imagine that you had, statistically, about ten to fifteen years to live. further imagine that for the last half of your long, storied life you had been sitting on a screenplay that, while ambitious and bluntly representative of the core of your personal interests and philosophies, was proven to be unfundable through the traditional studio system. that hypothetical film, the one that most represented you and all of your idiosyncrasies, flaws, and passions, would, as you envisioned it, be unlikely…
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