Former regular cinema attendee works his way back up from 'dilettante' after years off the horse.
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Quadrilateral 2024
For a Planned Parenthood PSA, it sure went on 80 minutes too long to get its message across.
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A Sore for Sighted Eyes 2006
Nothing hits quite as hard as a punk bashing a beer can against his head to the Skippy snack bar jingle.
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Talk to Me 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Have a shot for every time someone crashes onto the ground, bashes their head against a hard surface or an extremely loud thump/crash comes out of the speakers.
Have three shots every time you hear the Crazy Frog ringtone emanating from Jade's phone.
On a serious note: one of the better horror films I've seen in a minute, particularly from a duo better known for childishly violent viral videos on YouTube.
Strap yourself in if you find yourself holding hands with this unwieldy beast. Godspeed.
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Please Baby Please 2022
Maybe if they ditched the textbook 'chronically-online Twitter queer' dialogue and focused more on the wordless lingering and longing between the actors, I wouldn't have felt like wanting to watch 'Scorpio Rising' instead.
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