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El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie 2019
Everyone debating whether or not this was necessary…guys, I don’t think you realize how much I needed to know if Jesse was okay. We’re never going to get a reunion, we’re all going to force our kids to boycott the remake in 2044. Let’s just take a breather and remember how weird Todd is.
YEAH, BITCH!
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Princess Mononoke 1997
The IMAX rerelease was somehow better than my first time watching this masterpiece. Also feeling very validated by the fact that my first tattoo was San’s dagger. It isn’t a phase, Mom! It’s a lifestyle. Gorgeous, gorgeous film that bears tremendous relevancy - not just in my life, but for literally the entire world.
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Poor Things 2023
The harrowing narrative that women are only empowered through sexual bondage and objectification is being further promulgated in a film masquerading as a feminist treatise. There is nothing in here that is true to the female experience except perhaps the belief that we are controlled, abused, and objectified by men. I hate Poor Things with such unbridled passion that Saltburn has suddenly become a small masterpiece.
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I'm going to be honest and say that this did not hit. The visuals are otherworldly - I'm obsessed with the direction that the medium is headed and I'm not mad about having to watch another Spiderverse movie BUT the team had no idea where to take the story and it shows. The biggest mistake was taking far too long in setting up the story and only getting to the interesting multi-dimension stuff 20 minutes from the end of the…
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