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I don't watch movies

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • The Thing
  • Trainspotting
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Sallie Gardner at a Gallop

    ★★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Grand Theft Hamlet

    ★★★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

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  • Sallie Gardner at a Gallop

    Sallie Gardner at a Gallop

    ★★★★★

    How do you even rate something like this? I saw a guy seriously give this an 86/100 like dude it's a slideshow of a horse galloping for ~30 seconds

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    I actually really liked this movie. A layer of cheesiness over a genuinely uncomfortable commentary of beauty standards within society topped off with some great practical effects and acting. I got a lot of cheesy 80s sci-fi/horror vibes from it throughout, it reminded me a lot of John Carpenter's The Thing in particular. Really good movie overall, appealed way more to me personally than I would've thought going into it.

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  • Godzilla Raids Again

    Godzilla Raids Again

    ★★½

    The last ~15 or so minutes of this movie are the same 3 shots of a model plane shooting missiles at a mountain and they keep showing the explosions every single time in case you missed it at all the first time and I could not stop laughing

  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★½

    It's Godzilla. What else is there to say? An absolute classic in every sense of the word, with still horrifying imagery that really encapsulates the fear of the post-atomic bomb world. Godzilla is truly a threatening force in the movie, and from the perspective of the humans it seems like he's an unstoppable terror, there to evoke memories of the still recent Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, with his atomic breath calling back to the nuclear devastation that the country had…

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