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I rate movies based on enjoyment.

Favorite films

  • Army of Darkness
  • Lars and the Real Girl
  • The House That Jack Built
  • Horsin' Around

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  • As the Gods Will

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★

  • Wolf Man

    ★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★★★

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  • As the Gods Will

    As the Gods Will

    For the first time in my time on letterboxd, I cannot give a star rating. I feel like I just grabbed a random brownie out of an odd flatmate’s cupboard and it turned out to be baked with LSD. I ask myself, can you even bake brownies with LSD? Then I look at the screen as this movie plays and the question instead turns into “how much LSD was in that brownie?”

  • A Real Pain

    A Real Pain

    ★★★

    My biggest issue here is that when a movie lacks a plot, it must make up for it with dialogue. 

    A Real Pain was ironically just that. A real pain for not trying a little harder. 

    I usually love this genre, and I can definitely see the deeper themes here, but it was just like “oh, it’s over? Ok” and then I forgot I even watched it as soon as I walked out of the screen.

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★★

    Does anyone remember that one article that said women will be having more sex with robots than men by 2025?

    Well, we’re 23 days in. Where’s my fuckbot?

  • Click & Collect

    Click & Collect

    ★★★★★

    “I can’t sleep.”
    “Why not?”
    “Because the lights aren’t on.”

    screaming crying throwing up

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